Shitz -N- Giggles


Life has been a bit strange lately. Winds of change are blowing in. Speaking of blowing... I think I'll dig out and put on, my old uniform and sit out front with the blow dryer. I'll point it at people, menacingly, as they drive by. They whip around through these streets. That'll slow 'em down, huh? One of two things will happen. What do you think?

10 comments:

Xmichra said...

lol.. i think we had better get a photo of that .. heheh...

AZCG said...

In my old neighborhood (that I lovingly refer to as “Shooter’s World”) that little prank would probably get your tires flattened or get you shot.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Xmichra, evidence, huh? Oh hell no, hahaha!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

AZCG, can't threaten me with a good time, ha! I need your old address, maybe they'll put me outa my misery? lol!

Is is starting to cool off yet? I may have to wait another month before I head your way. Too damn hot for this white Indian.

AZCG said...

Still hotter then heck! Hasn’t dropped below 105 during the day, and at night it stays in the mid 90’s until early morning when it dips to a cool and comfortable 89 degrees! No rain just hot wind and dust! Jeez what the hell am I doing here?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

AZCG, when it's that hot, all you can do is be reminded to behave cause hell is even worse, huh? Just a friendly reminder from on High, huh? lol!

Bedazzler said...

So you used to be a cop? I can't wait for your tell all memoirs.

Old Knudsen said...

would that be yer civil war uniform? showing yer age there lass.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Bedazzler, for some reason, my book is on hold. I think the fella, a Law Professor, is having a love crisis. I've not heard from him in tow months. Then again, my lazy ass hasn't done what I'm supposed to do, thus I've avoided contacting and asking him. I'd better shit or get off the pot, huh?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Old Knudsen, I do so love my Confederate States of America dress uniform, even with the bullet holes, it makes me feel special.