Decorative Butt Plugs

Yes kids, we've come a long way from the days of sticking carrots and Coke bottles up our ass. "Stick it up your ass with a little touch of class" with these handy dandy **butt plugs. Not only decorative and useful, they make a lovely conversation piece for the coffee table. Along with Madonna's book, "Truth or Dare," and you've got an upscale and trendy look in your living room.




**Note; Any mother fucker tries to put one of these up my ass, will be met with a certain and heinous death. I will however oblige you, if you want them up your ass.