Decorative Butt Plugs

Yes kids, we've come a long way from the days of sticking carrots and Coke bottles up our ass. "Stick it up your ass with a little touch of class" with these handy dandy **butt plugs. Not only decorative and useful, they make a lovely conversation piece for the coffee table. Along with Madonna's book, "Truth or Dare," and you've got an upscale and trendy look in your living room.




**Note; Any mother fucker tries to put one of these up my ass, will be met with a certain and heinous death. I will however oblige you, if you want them up your ass.

12 comments:

Woogie said...

I don't do butts..no no no...tried it once and this dirty bitch says no way! i don't take deliveries, at the exit!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, nope me neither. I will deliver but not take or sign for the delivery.

Woogie said...

LoL at "sign for"..thats my dirty bitch! Now on the other hand I'll shove a nice dild up someone elses! in a skinny minute!

Webmiztris said...

they look torture devices to me....those things wouldn't be going anywhere NEAR my ass!!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, you know it. I have and I will. Past and present but you'd better stay away from trying to drive anything, tractor, car, dick, up my dirty road.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

webmiztris, I know it. I think I may start an eclectic collection of butt plugs. You know, something to pass on to the grandkids.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

webmiztris, ps, they'd better pack a bigger gun than mine, if they want to use one of those fancy ass plugs on me. I don't care how pretty it is. Hell, it could be neon and you are not gonna go that way or down that road. Fuck my ass hurts thinking about it.

Vagina Dentata said...

For the modern coffee table?

I suggest Robert Mapplethorpe's book of Photographs and a 2000 year old Roman godemiche.

Surprisingly enough, there is an antiquities market that deals in these sorts of things.

Vagina Dentata said...

The godemiches, not Mapplethorpe

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, where, we must go. I must start my collection post haste.

brotherray said...

I saw some weird shit up the ass working radiology. The best had to be the KFC chicken leg bone lodged in the anus. The crazy MFr said he must have swallowed it - that he had no clue how it got up there.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, I just hate when that happens...BUSTED! LOL!