Show Me Your War Face
Maybe this is her "Game Face?" But if you ask me, I think it slipped in to the wrong tubular bell, maybe?
But I'm glad there are not Porno's out there, with me in them. If you think about it, the faces we make are probably pretty hideous.
It's the same as when you're standing in the sun and you're all squinched up. Not very appealing, huh? Now, let me ruin your life for you. Next time you're having tawdry sex, watch the facial expressions. Hopefully, you can control your laughter as most men take offense when you just burst out laughing. And whilst we are on the subject of embarrassing moments, how 'bout those "Quiffs?" I mean you just finish a good ol' ride me like the dirty bitch I am, fuck me from behind and rip my nipples off and you go to get up and pppppppppppppptttt, you sound like you cut a pretty wet fart. Then, you feel the need to explain, "Oh hell no, that was no fart." Don't tell me that's never happened to you!



















