Make His Ass into A Diamond

This company, will take your loved ones ashes and make them into a Diamond, which is more than he was when alive.

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I'm sorry but you're a sick motherfucker, you do this. Then again, if I keep marrying and they keep dying, I could have diamonds on every finger, huh?

Or you can have this done to his skull, how 'bout that for down home ingenuity?