Make His Ass into A Diamond

This company, will take your loved ones ashes and make them into a Diamond, which is more than he was when alive.

Check it out!

I'm sorry but you're a sick motherfucker, you do this. Then again, if I keep marrying and they keep dying, I could have diamonds on every finger, huh?

Or you can have this done to his skull, how 'bout that for down home ingenuity?

26 comments:

Chris said...

Hi I love your site and think it's ace. Yeh I am a man but I do agree with quite a lot of the things you say about men, most of us are complete wankers. I on the other hand am a cut above the usual male tosser. So in that vein here is a link you must check out http://peterhitchens.blogspot.com/. The guys a git, but there is a picture of a penis that I think you would appreciate on the Monday 4th June date. Keep up the good work :)

brotherray said...

Now that is sick. I'm trying to imagine someone explaining the origin of their new diamond

"This is Corpse Charles. This is what we did to him after he was runned over by that damned train last year." Sheesh!

I'm now going to check out that penis Chris talks about!

Vagina Dentata said...

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Thank You for the 'Honourary' designation.
I shall endeavour to live up to the great expectations that I now must shoulder.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Chris, I take it, you came from Dick's site, huh? If so, no hard feelings and none for the fact that you're a man. I have nothing against men, just assholes and there is a significant difference.
I will ck.out, your link, hopefully you are on the up and up, lol!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

chris, OMG, that looks painful. I think you must want a hard core cure to do that to yourself. Is he for real, damn?

jungle jane said...

Oh who needs diamonds? I am going to turn my ex into a nice pin cushion. who cares if he stinks as his flesh rots?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

brotherray, yea, I can't imagine looking at that everyday. It's real crazy, if you ask me. Oh and that penis reminds me of Hell Raiser, the movie, huh? Damn, that hurts me and I don't have one, lol!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, you know it, for damn sure! I love diamonds and I imagine if my ex died and I could do that with his ass, it would be a bit of retribution for his assholiness. Right?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, good to hear from you,
Mr.Run Around, lol! It is my pleasure. I aim to please and hopefully you will aim to please and put the seat up and then down when you're done, kisses!

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

DBS - I will have you know that any male who was required to clean his own bathroom soon learns to sit down to urinate. No seat lifting involved. Remember though, it is the little boy's mother who teaches him to stand at the toilet. Women have no one to blame but themselves.

Vagina Dentata said...

What?
SR you are an idiot!
The little baby-men watch their father's do it.
Though I imagine some women do teach their sons that horrid trait.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, you are so right, it's mind boggling. Now, I had a sign in my bathroom, that if you can't piss like a man please sit like a pussy. They got the picture. But you are right and my problem was usually not my own brood but boarders. I basically put the sign there for their drunken asses.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Jungle Jane, A lady, I was in prison w/Mrs. Deitz was doing Life for killing her husband. They found that she had made a lamp out of him. His head was the base and the shade was from his fat belly. She said she loathed him as she was a P.E. teacher and very fit. He was a sloth and she could take it no more.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, my middle son would fall into the toilet, whe he sat. So, I would take his pants and underoos off and have him sit bottomless on the toilet. In Kindergarten, his teach called me and told me, she'd gone in to check on him and he had his shoes, socks pants and underpants off and they were laying on the floor. She did not want to confront him, therefore she called me. It was then that I realized that I had taught him that and I'd thought he'd stop on his own. Evidently not. He says, he still has to take one shoe off. He is 27, lol!

Xmichra said...

Um. Okay.. i think this is cool. I would do it :)

It would be nice to have someone you really loved and admired be a piece of something truly beautiful.

Some may find it odd and morbid. But i think having someone so cherished close to you would be better then rotting in a coffin.

Sure as hell would gaurd the lifegem with my life though! Could you imagine losing it??? oh gods... !!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

X, Now, I've heard of having ashes in a little capsule around your neck and I can't remember who it was but they had each others blood in a capsule on a chain, around their necks. it may be Angelina Jolie?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

X, I'll have to be reminded to tell my ashes joke, ah shit!

Xmichra said...

yes that was Angilina, and billy-bob. Yucky couple they were.

I just think it's cool. I know I would much rather be a beautiful necklace than maggot food. But that's my vanity i suppose.

thejunkyswife said...

Wow. It's a reason to kill him.

Chris said...

Hi ya Dirty Bitch, no I didn't come from Dicks site, that guy is a complete fucking wanker who needs castrating, I actually came from Jungle Janes site, and I think that I could be here to stay :)

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Dirty Bitch Society said...

X, she was weird but is coming around. He is even weirder and they seemed like a strange match to me.

Yes, I suppose I would rather be a diamond than maggot food. Good point. Well, since you put it like that...

Dirty Bitch Society said...

X, I may take care of this know, you know the arrangement to have my own ashes made into a diamond. That'll be one fat ass diamond!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Chris, well I am so frigin glad to hear that. Dick is a dick with eyes. Now, I happen to be very Fonda Jane, wait that the old Vietnam Vet slogan. But you know what I mean, right? You are welcome here and I will certainly add you to the dirty bastards. Now c'mere so I can teach you our secret handshake. Unzip your fly...

DirtyBitchSociety said...

junky's wife, see, there's always a silver lining, if we look for it, huh? Now, we must design something fun and wonderful, at least amke it interesting. My first died, too late for diamonds, my second has almost died three times and my last just died, March 25, believe it or not.