Show Me Your War Face

Maybe this is her "Game Face?" But if you ask me, I think it slipped in to the wrong tubular bell, maybe?

But I'm glad there are not Porno's out there, with me in them. If you think about it, the faces we make are probably pretty hideous.
It's the same as when you're standing in the sun and you're all squinched up. Not very appealing, huh? Now, let me ruin your life for you. Next time you're having tawdry sex, watch the facial expressions. Hopefully, you can control your laughter as most men take offense when you just burst out laughing. And whilst we are on the subject of embarrassing moments, how 'bout those "Quiffs?" I mean you just finish a good ol' ride me like the dirty bitch I am, fuck me from behind and rip my nipples off and you go to get up and pppppppppppppptttt, you sound like you cut a pretty wet fart. Then, you feel the need to explain, "Oh hell no, that was no fart." Don't tell me that's never happened to you!

9 comments:

Xmichra said...

it's ah.. never.. happened.. to me. Oh of course not! I have NO idea what the fuck you are talking about Babs... it must just be you...

=P

DirtyBitchSociety said...

xmichra, yea right, c'mon now lassie, as if you've never been doon the block a time or two?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

x, what was that, did you just quiff?

brotherray said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Load have mussy! This brings back memories. I did it on purpose one night. I could've held that quiff in for a few more minutes, but I let 'r rip and told his ass not wake me up next time he couldn't handle things himself.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, oh shit, if I could've been a fly on the wall.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, I'm real glad we can talk about these things. Sooo, I wanted to talk to you about feminine hygiene...

hahahahaha!

Woogie said...

im all over it dirty bitch..i miss you..but my war is consuming..i need all the troops i can get, so im free...to fight new wars...im such a warrior!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, I saw that. Never ending battle against the dickheads of life, huh?

Webmiztris said...

i hate that!! it doens't happen to me often, but when it does it sucks!