Debbie Don't

The Debbie Merrill Show

"Having been a vegetarian for 25 years and now what Debbie likes to call a “raw fooder” for 10 years she is finally teaching people her secrets to looking and feeling amazing."

I'm sorry but I guess I'll be eating all the meat I can find, if this is what an amazing Vegan looks like. Hell, I'm gnawing on a turkey leg and shoving a stick of Pepperoni up my ass, just for good measure.
(Yes, you do absorb, food, medicine and other savory things, in your rectum)

16 comments:

AZCG said...

What can I say - it she's 90 she's lookin' pretty good, but if she's 40 - pass me some meat, lots of meat.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

AZCG, I'd not really thought about her being 90. She would look pretty good if she's 90 but I don't think?

Webmiztris said...

ugh, her legs are creeping me out. she should be covering that shit up!

archer said...

Jeezis. She looks like Glenda the Good after a death march.

~Babzbitchin~ said...

Webmiztris, pretty fuckin scary. I'm chomping on a whole roasted chicken. I'm scared.

~Babzbitchin~ said...

Archer, it's reminiscent of Bergen-Belsen, Aushwitz or something. The poor things starving to death in the name of a show about Veganism. I may be wrong but damn I don't think most guys don't do bones?

Bedazzler said...

She looks like she's laid out on a buffet table like someone is going to eat HER. But they won't, cos she looks like a strip of beefy jerky in a blonde wig.

Old Knudsen said...

she needs some meat on those bones, or up her arse whatever.

archer said...

I may be wrong but damn I don't think most guys don't do bones?

Are you kidding? Guys will do anything. Mud.

You did WHAT! You did it with a MUD PUDDLE?

Yeah well I got horny.

MUD! Okay, go with your mud! Let your mud make DINNER for you!

sKILLz said...

Im sorry but I love some pork on my fork and I always have swine on my mind.
I dont think I could ever just stop eating meat. I grea up in an italian household and meat was always on the menu no matter what was being served!

Bedazzler said...

That post seriously made me run out of the house immediately and eat a Portuguese char-grilled chicken. Yes the whole thing.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Bedazzler, isn't it funny how people's own perception of themselves can be so great, when it really isn't? Damn, I'd better go take a long hard look in the mirror...oh no!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Old Knudsen, I'd be glad to help her out with the ol' pepperoni up the poop shoot trick. Ya know, just in the name of medical science and all.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Archer, I believe it and I have sat on the spin cycle, more than once. Did you ever get your wanker stuck in something? My son got his stuck in a shampoo bottle when he was a kid (no it wasn't just the other day) (Yes, he'll kill me for writing this)(Yes, this may be my last post and comment)

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, I'd have a real hard time with it. My brother is now a Vegan and I feel bad for him. I mean, he ate fuckin Tofurkey for Thanksgiving. That's fucked up.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Bedazzler, I want some dammit. Yes, I'll get my own and eat the whole fuckin thing. Do it like a cave man too.