Happy Fourth

So, lil Sister and I are sitting on the deck, drinking, while my nephew romps and plays in the Hot Tub. We're both a little tipsy, shootin the shit, when this green ass fly, lands on her knee. I saw it but I was listening, intently, to what she was saying. I have ADD, so I can listen to her and think and have my own conversation(thinking about the fly on her knee) in my head, watch, my nephew playing, listen to those fuckers down the street in their pool and hear the next door neighbors in their pool and listen to their Guns N Roses CD, cranked to the max. But I was thinking, how come she doesn't feel that fly? I mean I was kinda about to say, "Hey, you know, you've got this big ass fly on your knee," when she swats it violently and it swooped her. I giggled and my big mouth says, "I wondered when you were gonna flick that fly?" She gives me this red-headed killer look, you know a WTF and says, "Just wait, if you have a Bumblebee fly up your ass, see if I tell you." I hope to god, I know when a Bumblebee flies up my ass cause you know, I wouldn't want her one up on me, right?

Have a rowdy, snot slingin', lay under the keg, show your tits Happy 4th!