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TGIF

This is really a cool video. This cat can eat with a fork and chopsticks. No shit! Check it out!

16 comments:

Chris said...: Hey DB, I think that woman is missing something in her life, or her kids have left home, total loon.; Fri Jun 08, 11:54:00 AM 2007
Anonymous said...: Chris, of course you mean the cat lady, right? I mean, I'm growing flowers from my crotch, as I write this. I think that's what's going on, anyway? But yea, my kids are all grown so...lol!eeeeeeeeew, right?; Fri Jun 08, 02:32:00 PM 2007
Anonymous said...: Pussy galore?,Dirty bitch.; Sat Jun 09, 06:40:00 AM 2007
Anonymous said...: The lady said.... "It all started when I was left to eat alone with my husband".

Give that rockin' fuckin' Tessa pussy and her rockin' chop chop owner TWO spots on Oprah, one on Letterman and Leno, bring back Johnny Carson for that fuckin pussy. And... five bowls of gourmet Chow Chow with her Bro, Tiger, and a life-time supply of King Oscar Sardines.

Now about that flowering pussy? I have this shit called miracle grow potting soil that works good, too. - ya just stuff it down there for times when you ain't drunk quite enough be'ah to be doing all that watering.; Sat Jun 09, 10:44:00 AM 2007
DirtyBitchSociety said...: Woogie, Octopussy too, huh? mine has tentacles.; Sat Jun 09, 11:12:00 AM 2007
DirtyBitchSociety said...: Brotherray, doesn't say much for the hubby, does it? But I've never seen anything like it and even though it's pretty fuckin weird and she's even weirder that quite the feet, is it not?; Sat Jun 09, 11:14:00 AM 2007
Sterculian Rhetoric said...: Tulips are a poor choice for crotch gardens, they do not last as cut-flowers. Carnations are cheaper and more abundant. Besides they thrive on tepid uric acid.; Sat Jun 09, 12:00:00 PM 2007
DirtyBitchSociety said...: SR, you are so right and with a little food coloring, you can become creative. See, you are surely my mentor!; Sat Jun 09, 12:58:00 PM 2007
Sterculian Rhetoric said...: Blue roses are dyed white ones.
Dyed daisies are de rigueur 'round these parts. The cretins eat 'em up especially if you 'sprinkle' them with glitter.
Cretins, the lot of them.

"...Octopussy too, huh? mine has tentacles..."

Ahhh, the prehensile clitoris! Or 'clitacle' as I like to call mine. A conflation of 'clitoris' and 'tentacle'.; Sat Jun 09, 05:03:00 PM 2007
Webmiztris said...: that woman is certifiably insane! the cat trick is cute though. ;); Sun Jun 10, 10:00:00 AM 2007
DirtyBitchSociety said...: SR, I like that medical terminology, "Clitacles," oh yea!; Sun Jun 10, 10:52:00 AM 2007
DirtyBitchSociety said...: Webmiztris, you can say that again. She was crazier than a loon but even in insanity there lies genius, huh?; Sun Jun 10, 10:53:00 AM 2007
Eyebee said...: Pussy with Tentacles eh? Interesting concept. DO you get a f*ck and a w*nk at the same time then?; Mon Jun 11, 07:30:00 PM 2007
Anonymous said...: Eyebee, it does sound fun, huh? Hell, c'mere, I can take care of us both at the same time. Yep, I could learn to like it.; Tue Jun 12, 06:46:00 AM 2007
Eyebee said...: Ummm.... I am easily led astray...; Tue Jun 12, 09:53:00 AM 2007
Anonymous said...: Eyebee, yes, I'm the kinda woman your Mama warned you about...; Tue Jun 12, 10:33:00 AM 2007

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