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This is really a cool video. This cat can eat with a fork and chopsticks. No shit! Check it out!

16 comments:

Chris said...

Hey DB, I think that woman is missing something in her life, or her kids have left home, total loon.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Chris, of course you mean the cat lady, right? I mean, I'm growing flowers from my crotch, as I write this. I think that's what's going on, anyway? But yea, my kids are all grown so...lol!eeeeeeeeew, right?

Woogie said...

Pussy galore?,Dirty bitch.

brotherray said...

The lady said.... "It all started when I was left to eat alone with my husband".

Give that rockin' fuckin' Tessa pussy and her rockin' chop chop owner TWO spots on Oprah, one on Letterman and Leno, bring back Johnny Carson for that fuckin pussy. And... five bowls of gourmet Chow Chow with her Bro, Tiger, and a life-time supply of King Oscar Sardines.

Now about that flowering pussy? I have this shit called miracle grow potting soil that works good, too. - ya just stuff it down there for times when you ain't drunk quite enough be'ah to be doing all that watering.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Woogie, Octopussy too, huh? mine has tentacles.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Brotherray, doesn't say much for the hubby, does it? But I've never seen anything like it and even though it's pretty fuckin weird and she's even weirder that quite the feet, is it not?

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Tulips are a poor choice for crotch gardens, they do not last as cut-flowers. Carnations are cheaper and more abundant. Besides they thrive on tepid uric acid.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, you are so right and with a little food coloring, you can become creative. See, you are surely my mentor!

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Blue roses are dyed white ones.
Dyed daisies are de rigueur 'round these parts. The cretins eat 'em up especially if you 'sprinkle' them with glitter.
Cretins, the lot of them.

"...Octopussy too, huh? mine has tentacles..."

Ahhh, the prehensile clitoris! Or 'clitacle' as I like to call mine. A conflation of 'clitoris' and 'tentacle'.

Webmiztris said...

that woman is certifiably insane! the cat trick is cute though. ;)

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, I like that medical terminology, "Clitacles," oh yea!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Webmiztris, you can say that again. She was crazier than a loon but even in insanity there lies genius, huh?

Eyebee said...

Pussy with Tentacles eh? Interesting concept. DO you get a f*ck and a w*nk at the same time then?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Eyebee, it does sound fun, huh? Hell, c'mere, I can take care of us both at the same time. Yep, I could learn to like it.

Eyebee said...

Ummm.... I am easily led astray...

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Eyebee, yes, I'm the kinda woman your Mama warned you about...