I Just Had To Share

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!

The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."

16 comments:

jungle jane said...

Sounds far too much like hard work to me. I would have declined the job and carried on drawing welfare. It's the right thing to do...

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Jungle Jane, I was thinking the same thing. All that sex and driving and traveling, well I would rather sit on my fat ass, thank you, lol!

Chris said...

I plump for the sex and driving myself, can't get enough of the sex

Dirty Bitch Society said...

chris, as if I've never heard that before...but not for 18 months, ouch!

Chris said...

18 months DB, that is not good my love, I bet you've been going through batteries like nobodys business lol.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Chris, I should own stock in Everready.

Woogie said...

Don't you ever miss food stamps? When you bought only top shelf and were proud of it?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Woogie, I used to buy them half price, Oh yea, it was the best of times.

Woogie said...

Eagles! We need to do some Eagles!

Woogie said...
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Woogie said...

I guess someone changed their mind. No guts no glory,wouldn't you agree my dirty bitch?

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Booooo!
Lame!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Woogie, no guts no glory what a waste of internet, lol! Waz zup g-friend? Feeling better?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, I know, I should be spanked, don't you agree?

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Knowing you girlfriend, to punish you, I should NOT spank you!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, damn you're good. You never cease to amaze me.