I Just Had To Share
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
16 comments:
Sounds far too much like hard work to me. I would have declined the job and carried on drawing welfare. It's the right thing to do...
Jungle Jane, I was thinking the same thing. All that sex and driving and traveling, well I would rather sit on my fat ass, thank you, lol!
I plump for the sex and driving myself, can't get enough of the sex
chris, as if I've never heard that before...but not for 18 months, ouch!
18 months DB, that is not good my love, I bet you've been going through batteries like nobodys business lol.
Chris, I should own stock in Everready.
Don't you ever miss food stamps? When you bought only top shelf and were proud of it?
Woogie, I used to buy them half price, Oh yea, it was the best of times.
Eagles! We need to do some Eagles!
I guess someone changed their mind. No guts no glory,wouldn't you agree my dirty bitch?
Booooo!
Lame!
Woogie, no guts no glory what a waste of internet, lol! Waz zup g-friend? Feeling better?
SR, I know, I should be spanked, don't you agree?
Knowing you girlfriend, to punish you, I should NOT spank you!
SR, damn you're good. You never cease to amaze me.
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