Hard Gay


I swear this is the funniest fuckin thing I've ever seen. I died laughing. I crept in to Inside the Gay Gate and stole it. Edd.d's passed out and didn't see me. I hope he doesn't mind I did a couple swigs of his Stoli. Well fuck, it was just sittin there calling my name. The half a sandwich was pretty good too. Edd.d sleeps in the nude. Nothing is more fun than a naked guy sleeping. He's lucky I respect him. I was creepin'!

29 comments:

Chris said...

That was bloody funny DB, that Hard Gay is a loon. Loved his outfit though, reminds me of what I used to wear when I went clubbing at Submission in London. Excellent clip my love.

Xmichra said...

lol.. i am thinking there was no hard in that gay... =P

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Chris, lovie, you and my son, just might get along. He's worn the similar outfit before. His was more booty shorts, fishnet shirts and boots. He was a wild child. But that guy is so fuckin' funny, I died laughing.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Xmichra, oh shit, hahaha!

Chris said...

Well my outfit was tight leather hotpants, tight leather jerkin, gimp mask, and the dog collar and lead that my girlfriend of the time used to lead me around on, ah those were the days ;)

Vagina Dentata said...

what's a 'gay'?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Chris, you dirty bastard...you make me proud.Oh and clearly you are just a freak, not gay. My oldest is gay.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, it's a real, real, real happy guy or gal. Share the love...

Vagina Dentata said...

In that case.

I'm as gay as a three dollar bill!

Chris said...

DB Share the love. LOL!!! I am so glad I make a woman of your obvious stature so proud. You rock you really do.

PS: Not a freak, just experienced all the mad shit that a city like London has to offer. Ever been?

PPS: Then again, nothing wrong with a bit of freakishness

VD Glad you are so happy and quite a cool read on your blog by the way :) And in England, it is gay as a nine bob note.

Vagina Dentata said...

In Real Ireland, as opposed to Northern Ireland it is just plain fucking 'gayer as a 9 punt shite wipe'. The whinging POME cunts wouldn't know gay if Gary Glitter himself penetrated Elton and Pete Townsend in a palindronic fashion.

Chris said...

VD, I have to disagree, have you never seen Julian Clary, and you must know Boy George?

Vagina Dentata said...

The Karma Chameleon?
Never heard of the other guy.
Behaviour that would be defined as 'gay' in the rest of the world is de rigueur on the playing fields of Eton and for the cottaging chavs outback the Council Flats.

Chris said...

Yeh VD the Karma Chameleon, and this guy isn't the usual out the back of Eton etc

www.julianclary.net

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, me too, now come here, I want to show you something...

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, I'm not just gay for the stay, as they say in Prison. I had a girlfriend, whilst in the slammer that told me, I wast just plain ol' greedy cause I enjoy both sexes. You know that hurt, right? "Step in to the elevator, ma'am, going doooooooon?"

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Chris, I am tri-sexual, yes tri anything once or 20! I respect all sexual innuendo. I am and have always been extremely, sexually adventurous.I am kinda hard core actually, before I get aroused. A simple romp in the hay, may not do it. But if ya wanna spice things up, I'm always, well call me Pro-Spice.

Jonathan said...

I wast just plain ol' greedy cause I enjoy both sexes.

Just when I thought I couldn't hold you in higher regard, you go and up the ante on me! :-}~

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Chris, I've not been to London but I sure as hell plan to, when my book is sold and I have the means to travel, really for the first time in my life. Will you show me around?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, now see, I was not aware. Once again, I've been schooled. I have a need and want to visit the real Ireland, County Cork and Dublin. It is a must before I die. My son is gay and I have been gay or Bi, whatever as long as I can remember. So, of course, I will want to know these things, right?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, Chris, I've not heard of Julian Clary. Where have I been? Stuck here in the states, remotely positioned in an influential town, when I belong out there. So sad, a life wasted.

Chris said...

If you ever come over here to London DB, I would be more than willing to show you the sights, not just of London, but of the whole country. You really must see it all. I know the US has so much stuff to see. But it aint as quaint. :)

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Chris, I want to hit the clubs. Yes, even at 48, I still love to shake my ass. You may have to help me stop, once I get that shit rollin it ain't pretty, haha. Now, I would love to see some interesting things. I am not your usual scenic bitch. Nope, I want the underground. D.C. was famous for that as well as NYC.

Chris said...

Well now your talking, you come over here and we will hit the town, you want underground we will go underground, anything you want to see or do, we will (With a few suggestions thrown in for good measure).

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Chris, oh hell, I'm excited now. They say my book will be a best seller, already. So, I may make some money enough to travel. I will visit you in London and Mickelino/Frog in France. Then, of course, I'll head over to Scotland and get Knudsen drunker than a homeless wino.I'm serious, I can not wait!

Chris said...

My dear, you have an open invitation. Just turn up whenever you want.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Chris, I look forward to it. I am crazy, you know this? We will have fun.

Edd.D said...

How on earth did I miss this post. I must have been drunk or stupid.

I must say I love it, dedication is the highest form of flattery, apparently, oh and of course your can have a stoli, just save me an inch in the bottle.x

~Babsbitchin~ said...

Edd.d, next time, I'm gonna treat. I did leave you a bit, didn't I? I am a famous bogart, once I get past a certain point. I used to drink like a fish but now, just a lil fish.

Here's to you Darlin'!