Knudsen Has A Scotland Yard
Damn that ol' Fucker, I couldn't have said it better.
Post Script
It's my Da's(Old Bitter Balls) Birthday. Go wish him a Happy Happy Birthday and if you want to win points, you'll email him a picture of your tits. It just makes him so happy. It is what he lives for. Now, come on girls, think of it as a charitable cause.
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Looks like me Pa.
Dearest Vulvic-Dome your attached at the cervix Phallo-clapper would like ot know if you might want to read the rest of the story?
I'll post it as a comment here.
Or you can email me for it.
SR, Of course, if it is something you'd like or can put here, so be it. If you'd rather email me;
mzbabsmre1@verizon.net
And don't put any spiders in, sneaky...
Your wish, my mistress is my command. No eight-leggedy cunts either.
SR, I heard the spider already, you are surely gifted, huh?
SR, you might not realize, I am aware of covert behaviors, mischievous rascal.
Overt my dear.
I hide not my Casanova-esque gifts
With whom must I sleep in order to gain access to the Dirty Bitch Society?
Did you know that Bilious has a moustache? And he isn't really that much a gayer.
Vagina you must sleep with all of us to enter!
Fuck he's good. I even got it!
SR, you are Erroll Flynn incarnate? Only better. Now look, I have power issues. If I can't over power you, I like it but if I can, I spit you out. At the same time, you must read my mood. I can be a Dominatrix and make no apologies.
vagina dentata, a mustache of any flavor is wonderbar. But I am in love with lips. I see them first. I read your blog, some, and find you witty and a loaded gun. I like that in a woman.
Bites hard. I like that.
brotherray, I had a g-friend that would get drunk and want to kiss on me and shit. Then, she'd start biting. I remember thinking that I was gonna kill her if she bit me one more fuckin' time. Don't mind a nibble but you bite me and I might knock you the fuck out, lol!
So thats why I got all those titty pictures in my mail yer the best daughter a Da could ever hope for.
Old Knudsen, smart ass. Now you've gone and provoked me. Now, you're gonna get yer damn pictures but not of mine, that would be incestuios. None the less, Happy Birthday, you ol' bitter balled bastard.
Kisses
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