Walk On The Seedy Side


I want to know, one of the most memorable, unique, crazy, scary, obvious place...you had sex?

Then, tell me one place you want to have sex, that you never have before?

24 comments:

Woogie said...

Ohhhh jezzuz cimony christmas! Do I have too?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, well, if your chicken bak bak bak...

Woogie said...

lol...NEVA! I'll be back with it!

Woogie said...

You start while i go shopping!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, see how ya are...leave me hangin! I will patiently wait.

brotherray said...

We did it under a water tower one time in Ft. Lauderdale - didn't care who was watching. That was wild. For some reason, I've always wanted to do it in on a big limb that hangs out over some raging river.

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Woogie and brotherray, fancy meeting yins here.
Out On A Limb? How Irma Le Deuce of you. Warren Beatty's sister is the link here.

I want to hear yours woogie. Don't you be keeping a stiff caock waiting either. It will not bode well for either of us.

I had sex in a coffin once. It wasn't very good though, I was shite. She wasn't at all resposive - had to be my fault.
I would like to do it in a crypt. I do like the reserved and silent types.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, my own father went to school w/Warren and I attended the same school as he and his sister Shirley.

Back to the story, a coffin,huh? I did it in a cemetery. The guy was a fumbling goof, not impressed.

I see you as the type to have extremely deep and intense sex, not so much gorilla warfare but look into my eyes as I split you a new one. Oh my, I'll be back.

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Erm....
The crypt is for group sex.
You got that?
You did, right?

"...not so much gorilla warfare but..."

A chameleon I be. Your pleasure will always direct me.
At least as long as it is not immoral, illegal or fattening.
No mouse traps a la Mapplethorpe either.

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Erm....
The girl in the coffin was dead.
You got that?
You did, right?

thejunkyswife said...

Let's see...the craziest place was probably in my then-boyfriend's bed...we were cheating! It was HOT...

The place I want to do it most now is at work...

Woogie said...

I did it in a cemetary,too. An airplane, but I guess the wierdest was twins, I did a set of twins guys, in their yard at a party. I did a rock star actually two, not at the same time. One was hot! The other was not!..I can't think of a wierd place! I did it in the sea bewtween come coral reef, very wavey!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, I was blonde in another life, forgive. Necro's where it's at, so I hear. I feel like I fucked a few dead guys. Nothing worse than a sloppy drunk. Then again, right now, I'm knee deep in the Vodka, so, I can not throw stones.
I must be honest, I have never done an orgy, close but no actual transfer. I have enjoyed the company of a few young lassies, and a couple of guys but not more than two. But, but, butt do I get to give the ol' college try?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

thejunkyswife,illicit sex, you bad, bad girl. That kind of stuff, is always memorable. When you are old, it will keep you young at heart. Now, where do you want to do it?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, I zoomed right past you, damn this vodka. I know stop giving me that look. I see you giving me that "look." lol!

Oh my over a raging river, death deifying and shit. That makes my dick hard. Oh there you go with the look again. It's little, don't make fun of it!

Woogie said...

Let me see it!

brotherray said...

Coffin? Cool! SR fuck me now so I can get off the computer.

brotherray said...

Woogie, TODD?

tony said...

The most memorable, unique, crazy, scary, place I have ever had Sex?
Have you ever been to Batley,West Yorkshire........?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, come here, I got some candy to show you. It's like taffy.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, holy shit Batgirl, you keep talking like that and he'll reach out and touch someone. Damn, that's a good idea. I can't wait for the technology.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Tony Darling welcome to my humble commode, I have noticed you before. Do you own safety goggles and hip waders? You may need them here. Let me pour you a drink, sit down, right here and tell me all about this Batley,West Yorkshire.

I have done it some seedy ass places and for some reason, they were always the best. Even the dirty motels, have left a pleasant mark on my psyche.

But now I want to know, where do you want to do it, that you have never done it before. In an elevator? In the ocean, whilst beach goers are right there? On the steps of the Washington Monument? 36th 0r 33rd floor? I can't remember. Tell me, tell me true, Tony what will you do?

Eyebee said...

At the rear of a Food Lion somewhere in North Carolina.

I like to have sex up a tree.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Eyebee, your dirty bastard. I love it.Dammit, I don't think I ever did it behind a Food Lion. I did throw up and steal plants and milk crates but gosh darn it, never did the horizontal mamba.




Note to self...make whoopie behind Food Lion!!