Just Fuckin' Do It!



Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management
technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The
funny thing is that it really does work........

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out
over a crystal-clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade
of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal-clear that you can easily make out the face
of the person you are holding underwater.

See? It really does work. You're smiling already.
(Courtesy of Brotherray)



6 comments:

Webmiztris said...

ha! that would work for me!!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

webmiztris, ha, I don't even have to do the first few steps, I'm an expert at this. I can lay in bed abd do it.

Woogie said...

Im all over it, fucknA, I had a really bad day yesterday. But ok it's another day, I needed a bitch fix!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, find some unsuspecting stock clerk or grocery bagger and just slap the shit eatin' grin off his face. It always works for me. See, I'm reformed.

brotherray said...

hahaha - doesn't it work good webmiz?

Aw woogs -well then - did you do it? Get that bitch fix like Babs said? I know you can!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, a bitch has gotta do whatever it takes to get right. If that means running an SOB off the road or at least driving up on the sidewalk, scaring the dogshit outa a few dead beat Dad's, then that's what ya have to do, right? If they don't like the way I drive, they need to stay the hell off the sidewalks.