The Big Punishment

I have a love/hate relationship with men. I don't know whether I wake in the morning and should flip a coin, it's almost that simple, as to whether that day, I'll drive by a group of construction workers and get a lil' woody or be pissy to mankind/men in general.

But men do not realize just how difficult it is to give birth, do they. When Adam & Eve, messed up in the Garden of Eden, God's punishment, was for the man to toil and labor in the fields and women were to experience pain in childbirth. It is actually a miracle, each and every birth, that the woman didn't die, from the sheer pain of childbirth, alone. You can not describe that pain, to a man and he'll never understand, just how tortured it is. But I also think God has a sense of humor.

As further punishment, He secretly made it, near impossible for men to change a diaper without gagging and in turn, he made it near impossible, for women to with stand a man's nasty ass fart. He may have even made men gassier and smellier, too, just for that added bonus laugh.

I can only hope, that for men to get into heaven, they must go through a real life labor and delivery. It is not only the ultimate sacrifice of your body, but I think I'd rather be shot.

Anyway, Brotherray sent me this a while ago and I thought it was so hilarious, I kept it, then found it on YouTube and want to share it with you now...

6 comments:

brotherray said...

OMG is that ever an oldie! I knew a father who gagged so bad when he changed his son's diapers, he had a bucket in the room in case he vomited (sometimes the gagging went vomitus!) Poor guy.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, I have no pity, lol!!
Do you remember sendin me that video, hell months and months ago. I have emails to deal with from over a year ago. I am so bad, damn! hahaha!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, tell me you have no pity, right? hah!

Woogie said...

Where is Bro? I think she was out partying last night and lost her way home!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, maybe we'd better send out a search party?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, she's probably passed out on the boat or fishing for Shad. Is it Shad season yet? You know her nickname, I so lovingly gave her, a long time ago, is "Shad Catcher?"