5 Rules for Women

FIVE RULES FOR WOMEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It’s important to have a man, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. And One who doesn't bitch too much about doing it.

2. It’s important to have a man, who can make you laugh.


3. It’s important to have a man, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.


4. It’s important to have a man, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.


5. It’s very, very important that these four men do not know each other.

10 comments:

Mary P Jones (MPJ) said...

I should have seen that one coming -- that's my smile for the day!

Miz UV said...

HAHAHAHA!! Love it.

~Babz~ said...

MPJ, yes rather thoughtful commentary in such few numbers, eh?haha! Thought you'd get a kick outa that. Hope you as well as your computer woes are all better.

~Babz~ said...

Mz UV, wonderful to hear from you and a wee bit o'laughter.

Hugz to you too!

Natsthename said...

I KNEW you couldn't be serious about those first 4!!!

I needed that laugh!

warrior scout said...

that 5th one seems to be the deal breaker!!!!

JerseyTjej said...

I KNEW it was too good to be true! LMAO!!!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

natsthename, well of course I'm serious, we'd better hope they never meet though, huh? tehe

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Warrior Scout, more like ball breaker, right? I'm sure you can relate, haha!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Jersey, did you think I was being all nice and not on the D.L.? It's my middle name, hahahahaha! Hugz