It's Just Madonna

Had you forgotten about this classic pose? I had until...

A story went out, yesterday that a man had in possession, a photo of Marylin Monroe, nude hitch hiking.

I had really hoped that the story was true. I was actually disappointed, when I read this a.m., that it was not, in fact Marilyn Monroe...

So learned a Las Vegas man who alerted the media this week that he thought he had his hands on a rare photo of Marilyn Monroe posing nude as a hitchhiker. What he had was a famous photo of Madonna.
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25 comments:

Bedazzler said...

Thta's got to be my favorite picture ever of Madonna. I think that's the one. I can't see properly cos Jonno is teabagging me.Your advice was right Babz - be all up front. Nothing like a lil' nutsack on the face.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Bedazzler, you heard Andrew Dice Clay talking about guys that are Bi, didn't you? He said he wondered if they'd wake up and flip a coin and tails it's Puntang but heads it's balls across the nose? I don't remember the whole thing but I suppose I've had a few slap my chin before, myself. See how much we have in common?

warrior scout said...

i totally loved the X book that this photo was published in. I used to covet it, but lost my copy in the land of tweakers....

There were so many great taboo shots, but this was always one of my favorites.

AZCG said...

Marilyn was a softer rounder woman, more in keeping with women of her era.

anythingbutsad said...

Man, I forgot all about that picture!

Bedazzler said...

Oh totes! Common being the operative word. Does you gutter have an ensuite? Come join me down here!

Webmiztris said...

yeah, marilyn was much, uhhhh, CURVIER than that chick.... Actually, I don't remember ever seeing Madonna that skinny though either.

Xmichra said...

i had forgotten all about the sex book. I think i am still in shock that my daughter has a madonna authored book, and it's a childrens book. Just fucking strange i say.

Bedazzler said...

Well kids have all sorts of books about farts and stuff, So Madonna's book is probably about a Pussy Fart. Am I right?
I mean, she WOULD even sell her Pussy Farts. She'sd sell anything.
What happened to the days when she was taboo breaking and somewhat culturally relevant? As commoners, Babz ands I want to know.

Xmichra said...

oh i think that is tabboo for Madona. Come on... culturally stamped provocative tramp makes novels for itsy bitsy children to "learn"??? WOWSERS. huge steps, andit is tabboo for her to do that and go all MAry Poppins.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/series/89116?ie=UTF8&edition=hardcover

theres the link to the books. My daughter has the english roses.

Insidethegaygate said...

i love this photo, trashy yet somehow classy.

Bedazzler said...

I love the photo, trashy...yet somehow trashy.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Warrior Scout, "lost my copy in the land of tweakers" ah shit, I was gonna write, "Whatcha know about the land of tweakers, carpet critters, jaw grinders" and such and remembered you do in fact know about the land of the lost. Been there, done that, travel destination "Unknown," huh?

Yes, it is easier in the land of the living, we just have to keep reminding ourselves that the Land of Tweakers is full of maggots and rotting flesh and teeth, right? Yes we do so love to annoy, tease and lie to ourselves, don't we lovie?
I consider myself fortunate to have met you in the land of the living, darling.

Now, that book is something to covet, is it not? Like the song Live to Tell got me through, it was my mantra after I shot my husband.

But she is a Diva, is she not. Almost every song she has done speaks to me or rather I equate a time in my life when I could relate. When Human Nature came out, it was me, how I felt and it speaks of a mindset, my mindset at that time.

Of course there's good and bad. I can't listen to Sade without thinking about the drive to Buffalo, NY to cop dope. Especially, Smooth Operator as my co-conspirator, another Diva in her own right, would play this tape over and over. She only owned a couple of tapes or I think it was the only one she kept in the car. But as I listen to This, dedicated to you, for some reason(you tell me why?) right now, it takes me back to a place I shouldn't be, ya know what I mean? Feel it? Just curious?

Big Hugz

DirtyBitchSociety said...

AZCG, you mean back when women were how they should be, right? God intended us to have a little meat on our bones. I'd like to kick the asshole fashionista, fashion expert, whomever it was that began this campaign for women to be sicklingly(my word) skinny right in the teeth. We suffer because of this incredibly wrong premise, don't we?

Let me at 'em!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Anythingbutsad, so had I! It was pretty risque' for the moment wasn't it? That whole period was off the chain. Yes, Madonna is an Official Dirty Bitch!

Now as I write this, to you, I feel the need to share This talented person with you. If you're not privy, this is one talented hook-up. Of course, this is on the other end of the spectrum from Madonna. True Blue talent. Let me know what you think? Or even why?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Bedazzler, you said, "Does you gutter have an ensuite?" if my past French goes, that means a toilet, right? I may have to look that up as I can't stand not knowing everything, you show off, haha!

I admit to being one Common Bitch(yes,common is the operative word). You can go to finishing school and you can take the bitch off the street but it's just not that easy to take the street off the bitch.

See I'm on this musical psychic, I mean psychotic roll. Ya feel me on This

muhahaha

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Webmiztris, fuck Madonna I'm just happy to hear from you. So many questions like, how are ya, how's the band doing, how's hubby, do you feel a weight lifted by letting go of your blog or does it get missed? I could go on and on but I don't want to overwhelm ya.

Now here's a song just for you;

Mystery Kittywhip Music You guys could rock the shit outa this, way better than that chick. You know I'm moving back your way and just might have to check it all out. I think I got the gig to write for Entertainment Weekly for the area so we'll see as I just might have to saunter on down to Altoona's seediest side, lol! Ya gotta email me and let me know what's up, this summer, deal?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Xmichra, make sure there's no back masking, lol! The Princess might pick up a few bad habits, huh? That is some really strange shit to even think Madonna has written kids books. Hard to believe!

This song's for you. Your homies are kickin' ass and takin' names...

Witch Hunt

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Bedazzler, yes we do represent the common man/woman, do we not?

New from Ronco and Madonna the "Pussy Fart Dehydrator..."

Now darling, I feel the need to entertain. White or Red Wine? C'mere and watch This

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Xmichra, "Mary Poppins," oh fuck that made me giggle.

Speaking of, Scary Mary in case you've not seen it?

Speaking of Julie Andrews and Mary Poppins, do you remember This?

It's from This Post

I've not heard from our dear Mickelino. I miss him dearly.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Edd.d,I think it's art. Of course art as in beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Bedazzler, trashy is the new pink or is it purple? lol!

Xmichra said...

lol.. that scary mary shit is something else!! And I miss Michelino too :( i do remember that song.. hehehe... he is a genius.

And thanks for the tune :) something to listen to while answering some of those burning aunt b questions.. lol...

Natsthename said...

LOL, Pussy Fart Dehydrator!

YOu are such a dirty bitch!

You know, you can find that "Sex" book on ebay or something and see all the dirty bitch Madonna photos. Recently, some customer wanted to order it at work (I work at Borders,) but that sucker has been out of print for ages. I'd hate for her kids to find it, wouldn't you? ;)

Babz said...

Bedazzler, I know there was a big stink about Defying Despondency. They thought that I was Steve. It's that what you are talking about? Of course I want all the gossip. Let me know what it is, ok?