Jew Chicken

Certain personal friends of mine, blogger friends, good friends, who live near NYC, play a ritual game, called Jew Chicken. When I first heard this, I heathenishly laughed. I may go to hell for it.

These friends, run into Hasidic Jews, day in and day out. And it's a well known fact that, for the men, only his wife is to touch him. So what do they do? They go around, when confronted by them, acting as if they accidentally touched them. You know, they will touch them, bump them, as if it were an accident. Drives 'em nuts. They keep score.

Damn it's getting hot in here...

7 comments:

anythingbutsad said...

And where exactly do they touch them ;)

archer said...

Certain personal friends of mine, blogger friends, good friends, who live near NYC, play a ritual game, called Jew Chicken.

Sounds like you could use some new friends, Babs. Or at least one new one, to replace the one you just lost.

marky said...

let's play 'touch the jew'

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Anythingbutsad, well, that's another story, huh?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Archer, hopefully, I've not. Now, my family is Jewish and I considered this funny. But I've also been known to laugh very inappropriately. I have a very dark sense of humor.

How ya doing, btw?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Marky, I just know that you're playing an all together different game. You bad boy you. C'mere!

SoHoS said...

Now THAT"S comedy!!!!