Awards Part Deux

This limited and prestigious Award is given to...

Old Knudsen

Archer

Skillz

Marky


Cunt Face Social Club

Dr. Dick's Sex Advice

Blog-Blond

Honorable Mention

xStevex

18 comments:

Mary P Jones (MPJ) said...

Cuntfaces of the world unite!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

MPJ, that's right Sister, sing it! How ya been???

Toni DL said...

You folks realize that Steve's blog (Defying Despondency) is a fake blog, right?

This blog here exposes all Steve's deceit: http://thewhitecottontales.wordpress.com/

Lovies,
T

dr dick said...

OMG!!!! i'm a freakin's winner!

i hope there's a cash prize that comes along with this prestigious award. i could use a couple of thou for my sex change operation. ;-)

i want to thank all the little people...

Babz, you're the limit, doll! Thanks you, big time.

kisses on your opening...

Old Knudsen said...

I'd like to thank everyone involved in Old Bitter Balls, namely me. I would have a speech prepared but the writers strike is on.

Marky's blog is also a fake blog as the cunt just copies me.
He is the scab that covers the puss of plagiarism stealing pics I have already stolen. He is a work-shy malcontent.

marky said...

I would like to thank Dirtybitchsociety and everyone involved, too many to name. I also thank ADW because she inspired me, and reluctantly Old Knudsen because it's a fact I do rip him off. It's only because he's my Grandfather and he refuses to will to me my fair share of his GOLD, stocks, and vast land holdings in the Bitter Balls Empire over there in the Land of Munchkins. So anyway I'm taking what I can get now. I hope that I don't get stripped of this award (My FIRST!) because of my honesty in this matter. And for the record I HAVE NOT taken steroids or HGH to enhance my blog. It's all talent and genius (mostly Knudsens). Amen.

marky said...

Don't listen to Old K he's a little 'bzzzzzt-reeahhr' you know the sound of trying to tune in a radio? OUT THERE. If you check my blog you will see he's really joking, I only borrow an occasional pic which he has also borrowed. Please let me keep the award! He has all kinds of fake awards he has given to himself. If I get stripped I may go into depression and just quit!

sKILLz said...

Finally someone realizes my TRUE talents!
Good looking homie!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Toni DL, Maybe you're not aware of who I am but I knew Marc. Steve is not Marc. Now play nice and find something else, more positive to place your energy. It must get mundane doing what you do, doesn't it darling?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Dr. Dick, congrats! No cash but I got sumpin sumpin for ya.

Thanks for the kisses on my opening. It's moist, lol!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Old Knudsen, "the puss of plagiarism," OMG that's too funny.I love it.

No one, I repeat, no one does it like you. Why do you think your name is at the top. Surely, you know this. "Why yes, yes I do," I answered for you.

It just would be impossible to grab your MoJo, your essence, your pheromonial(new word, yes you saw it first, here on DBS)fortitude.
They broke the mold, when they made you, Da!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Marky, you're fucking killing me, hahaha! The award is yours simply because of your honesty and yes, it takes balls to be honest sometimes. Now, let this be a lesson to you. Crime does pay.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

sKillz, you got what it takes, G-Friend. That's it, that's all, ya heard?

Kuanyin said...

Hey...MEGA Mahalo for the khool award! I guess I perceived that you saw me as a sex blog by the company I was keeping on your list. :-)

Natsthename said...

w00t!

The best awards on the net, for sure.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Kuanyin, Mahalo back. No, to the Sex Blog thing. I perceived you as sassy, frisky and sexual but not a sex blog per say. I enjoy your style, I'll say that, if nothing else.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Kuanyin, PS, I'm also extremely jealous that you live in Hawaii. When I sell my book and I will, it is my goal, my wish to move to Hawaii.Ah, I'm green with envy!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Natsthename, you know it Sister. Of course, it will grow in appreciation, with age and as well with perception. It doesn't help if the giver is insane, does it?