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I'm fucked. I love Microwave Popcorn but I do live on the edge, live dangerously, don't I?

Doctor Warns Consumers of Popcorn Fumes

By MARCUS KABEL, Associated Press Writer

Consumers, not just factory workers, may be in danger from fumes from buttery flavoring in microwave popcorn, according to a warning letter to federal regulators from a doctor at a leading lung research hospital.

A pulmonary specialist at Denver's National Jewish Medical and Research Center has written to federal agencies to say doctors there believe they have the first case of a consumer who developed lung disease from the fumes of microwaving popcorn several times a day for years.

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He fucked his ass up with a bag of Cheetos
DES MOINES, Iowa - A man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad, police said. The weapon? A bag of Cheetos. Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.

The bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose, police said.
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6 comments:

AZCG said...

I'm glad I follow my instincts. I used to get sick to my stomach whenever my significant other popped Orville Redenbacher microwave popcorn. I had to leave the house and sit in my backyard until the smell subsided. I finally threw out our stockpile of Orville Redenbacher and started buying another brand. You just never know what's gonna kill you do you? Here I am avoiding asbestos and wearing gloves when handling petrochemicals and all the while my popcorn was harming me!

sKILLz said...

What the heck is that shit about? Well I guess I wont be throwing a bag of doritos at Maria anytime soon.
I love popcorn, the one from the movies is the best!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

AZCG, If it's not one thing it's another, huh? Of course, I've stood, right in front of the microwave, waiting for it to be done. Get out while ya still can g-friend! We're doomed!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, fucked his ass up, huh? Yea, don't be whippin no snacks at the wife, ya just never know. Hell, she might come back with a bag of those hard restaurant style Tostitoes and fuck up your world.

sKILLz said...

Oh no not those they might poke en eye out or something!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, you know it. You'll be sittin in Battery Park with a cane and a tin cup, knowing damn well, ya shoulda never thrown those Doritos.