Vacation


Well kids, I'm off for a weeks vacation. I'm leaving at 10am for the airport in Islip, will fly to Philly, then on to Pittsburgh. My oldest son, Lee, will pick me up there. We'll drive from the "burgh to his home in Dubois. (Isn't that a funny name, for a town, gay guys live in?)

Sunday, we're going to the Casino. This is on the reservation, where I used to live. It wasn't there when I went to The Big House.

Then and there, I will eat, drink copious amounts of alcohol and try very hard to behave. They apparently have a buffet to die for (buffet stands for...Big Ugly Fat Fucker Eating Tons) (I just made that up, so smuckin fart, huh?) I will eat till I puke. I'm an ex bulimic and will show them how it's done. Us Southerners know how to Binge and Purge.

I intend to lay around like a fuckin movie star and drink till I make a scene. I'll stay up, half the night and talk smack about everybody I know. You know how us Gay's love to gossip. I mean, even if I'm Bi, don't disqualify me, in the talkin shit/gossip department.I can hang with the best. Then, I will try to sleep, all morning in my luxurious suite.My son and his significant, just spent the last three weeks, gutting the spare room, wallpapering with a chocolate brown and leopard print, they got a new bed and bedding, pillows and nite stand, dresser, lamp, just for lil ol me. Brady, my grandson (just cause he's a Pug and adopted, doesn't mean we don't treat him like family) and Dakota(he's a boxer) can't wait to see me. My intention is to have no intention, short of going to the Casino, at least until Wednesday.

Wednesday, I'll drive to Jamestown, N.Y., (2 hours from Dubois)where my middle son, Bill and his family still live. I've not seen him or my Grandbabies for two years and meet 10+ family and friends, at my favorite restaurant, Taco Hut. I will eat, drink and be Mary aka Babz. I'll stay in Jamestown, for the night and possibly Thursday night. I intend to hit the Gay Clubs and dance till I have a heart attack. What a way to go. Jamestown and vicinity, was where I got into all my trouble.I have a pretty bad reputation there, not as the sweet, nice and congenial Babz, you all know. This outa be interesting. I imagine, if I stay outa my favorite bars, I'll be alright. Then again, things do change, people move and nothing stays the same. So...we'll see. I'm staying at a little Motel, in Lakewood, N.Y., Wed. & Thurs., visit my grandbabies and my great grandbaby, go back to Dubois, do some shopping, hit Pittsburgh, on the way out, that's it and that's all. I lived and worked in Pittsburgh before I moved here, so I know all the cool places to shop. I may go to my old job at The Bagel Factory and get some cheese danish.They are the very best I've ever had. Then, I'll go to another place, I worked when I got out of the Big House, Prestogeorge. They have Master Roasters and the best coffee, yes, better than Starbucks. I'll buy a couple lbs., while I'm there. This is the real deal and stinks so bad, I used to ride the bus home, from work, bring coffee home for my espresso machine and people would give me dirty looks cause this shit stinks to high heave. I'd have them double bag it but it still smelt like the worst skunk piss you could ever imagine and they'd think I needed to wash my ass. I'll have to put the coffee in my checked suitcase, so I don't get "The Look." Well, guess I'd better get dressed.

I'm as excited as a Pedo at the Playground.

18 comments:

Miz UV said...

Have fun! I love the real meaning of "BUFFET" -- so true. ;)

Xmichra said...

lol, that sounds like some STRONG assed coffee! Hope you don't get the dogs on ya in the airport!

Have a great trip Babz, and have a drink for me! (i mena it, you and Lee take a picture ahaving a drink for me damn it. ).. lol...

Edd.D said...

Im excited as a lesbian in a fishmongers.

Have a fab time.x

sKILLz said...

Well have fun first off, and take some cool pix to show us if you can. I always love seeing new places.
Does this mean your not going to be posting here that whole time? I wont make it! I will go into withdrawals.
Oh man I can feel the chills coming on already.....

Marxxxcelo Valdes said...

You have a Fun time ! Very exciting.

a great blog.

regards.

Bedazzler said...

you're a hot bitch Babz.

Old Knudsen said...

Have fun but not too much if you know what I mean.

Lucy said...

Whoa?! They have gay clubs in Jamestown? They barely have gay clubs in Buffalo. You might have to head up to Canada for all that gay lovin'. Plus, they have casinos there. But the exchange rate is about even, so no go there. THANKS, AMERICA!

Nice comin' across your blog!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Miz UV, yes, I made that up and I think it should be instituted into the American slang dictionary, right? Thanks, I am having a good time.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Xmichra, I may have to mail the coffee, just to save embarrassment. Dealers are known to use strong coffee to ship pot in. Well, I've known people to open a can of coffee and put an ounce in the middle, fill in the sides with coffee and seal it up with duct tape. The coffee seems to hide or cover the scent of the pot.
When I am at the Mexican rest., Wed. nite, I'll take pics of Lee and I and the gang. We'll have a Margarita, just for you, my good friend. I may have two or three, in your name, if you don't mind? tehe!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Edd.d,too funny. Lesbians just love fish sticks too.
I'm have a wonderful time, thank you Dear!
Mwah!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, I will for sure, post pics, probably tomorrow, if I can figure out how to do it with my camera and his computer. Even though this is not an exotic destination, I'm having a gang bang good time.
It's all good in this lil hood, take it easy or any way you can get it, right?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Marxxxcelo Valdes, welcome and I thank you for your kind regards. Make sure you stop in again. It does get a bit crazy around here, hope you can hang.Thanks!
Hugz

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Bedazzler, you too darlin! I showed my son your pic, last nite and he said, "Damn, he's HOT. Where does he live?"

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Old Knudsen, ok Da, I'll try to behave but in the event that I can't, you'll be the first to know.
Do you think you could arrange Bail, for me?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Lucy, they don't have the good gay clubs, like we do in NYC but they have a couple, where the music is good, the dancing is fun and the bitches are fierce. Buffalo's not much for good clubs anymore, so I'm told but we'll manage, I hope.
Of course, Canada has the best Clubs, especially in Toronto. I'd not gone for damn near 15 years but I hear they've managed without me, somehow, haha! You're sure to have a good time in a gay club though, huh?
Thanks for stopping by and I'll come visit you real soon. Comedian, huh? (I cruised by this am)

brotherray said...

I just LOVE you!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, but...I love you more!