My Favorite Subject; Masterbation

Thank you Archer...



6 comments:

Xmichra said...

LOL!!!...omg..hehehehe... that is a show that i will have to start watching.. hehe.. :)

And he's right, the best lube IS lube. Waterbased :)

brotherray said...

HAHAHAHAHA! I thought he was going to say the best lube is SPIT!

I remember cleaning an apartment one time for a good friend - his place was trashed. I bet there were 200 empty budweiser bottles all over the place and pizza boxes. That's what he lived on. Beer, pizza, porn, and masturbation. Stiff socks were ALL OVER the floor in his bedroom. I said "John, it'll be 75.00 for no stiff socks; 100.00 if I have to pick those MF's up off the floor and throw em in the wash"! He said "OK - I'll pay 100.00!" He was like Captain Dan in Forest gump (he had prosthetic legs and acted just like him!) He was hoot! I miss him.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Xmichra, I've not watched it either but it looks funny as hell. I know not about lube. I do have some, for emergency, though.
Did you ever see what vasoline does to a rubber?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Brotherray, I used to find all kinds of things, in my sons rooms, thus, I quit cleaning them. That's a damn lie, I waited till it was so bad and then raised hell and put on my hazmat suit, armed with tongs.

I want to marry your friend, where is he? That's my kind a man and I won't mind the stump at all.

Eyebee said...

Beer, Pizza, Porn and Masturbation?

I'm not keen on pizza, but I'll go for the rest!

Xmichra said...

I have a wealth of knowledge concerning lube. I wish it were as minxy as it sounds, but quite frankly i have allergies. So i know ALOT about having the right lube, because who the hell doesn't like having great sex? I know i like too, so it's good to be educated :D