Bad Boys

Lee & Bill
I guess you had to be there. I took this shot of two of my sons and they looked, told each other, "Hey man, you need to hold in your stomach." Smart asses. But that wasn't the funny part. We left my son, Bill's house, well we walked outside to leave around 1:30am, knowing we had a two hour drive home. We ended up, standing outside till about 3am. These two had not seen each other in 6 years, since they had to move out, when they threw me in jail. They needed to talk. I mostly listened and laughed...

The subject came round about how they think. They both admitted to very violent thoughts. Those thoughts would probably make a Psych Doctor cringe. They get that from me. All three sons have admitted this violent tendency, visions lacking sugarplums not dancing in their heads. Bill said, when he gets like that, he's gotta go calm down, in his room, smoke three cigarettes and bites his lip. Lee tends to medicate himself. They compared notes and then the conversation headed towards, their feelings about Sonny, my ex, their Step-Dad from hell. The last time, he was basically in their lives was 1998, they were young. But now, they were Bad Boys, big and nasty and I dare say, Sonny would most certainly get his feelings hurt, if he came around.

Bill said he'd love to see Sonny again, Lee said, "Oh hell no, I don't wanna see that motherfucker." That's when the conversation when straight into the shitter;

"No dude, you don't get it. I wanna torture that big nosed bitch. I wanna lop his nose off and make a thing to hang from my rear view mirror," says Bill all animated. Lee says, "Fuckin' right." Bill goes on, in consideration for his gay brother, "Dude, I'll cut it in half, you take half, I take half. You can put glitter on yours, if you want." Lee giggles sadistically, "Yea, glitter, that'd be cool." They then begin the conversation from hell, where they talk about taking Sonny somewhere and torturing him, breaking his fingers, cutting off his balls and showing them to him, dangling them, in front of his face, slapping him, in the cheeks with his own balls. When they're done, after all is said about, "Hey pussy motherfucker, remember when you did this and that," they kill him and bury him, on the reservation, they have the perfect spot picked out. They'll have to mark it, so they can go back and piss on the grave. Bill pretends he's calling Lee, puts his hand up to his face, like he's holding a phone and says, "Dude, it's the anniversary of offing that motherfucker." Lee smiles and holds his phone up, "Yea, one year ago, how cool is that, I've got a chubby." Bill excitedly, says back, "Fuck I'm whacking off right now, I couldn't wait. Remember how he was crying like a bitch?" Lee says, "that makes me hot, I loved it and when you slapped him in the face with his balls and he kept saying he was sorry and crying, it was priceless."

They had this mock conversation for 15 minutes, laughing hysterically. I feel real sorry for Sonny, if he ever thinks it's safe to go around them. They don't like him anymore, huh?

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