The Dysfunctional Family Outting

My all time fav place to eat, is Taco Hut in Jamestown, N.Y. They have a, "Mexican Revolution Nite," and the dinners are 2 for $10. We had reservations for 10, which was smart as the line was out the door. Yea, I got it like that. I had a couple Strawberry/Banana Daiquiri's, which were real yummy. I had so much fun and laughed so hard, my stomach hurt.

The portions were smaller than they used to be but man o'man, the food was priceless, stuff to write home about. A friend of mine used to work there, we were chefs together at a different restaurant but she told me, that they used oatmeal, hamburger and spices. Remembering what she'd said, I couldn't take or detect oatmeal. It was so good, I'd ask for it as a last meal, (hopefully it wasn't, my last). But they could've served sauteed dog shit and I might've enjoyed it, just being there with family.

Jimmy brought the old drag pictures, from when he and Lee worked the circuit. I am going to try to get Lee to scan them, just so I can post them. He looked hotter as a woman, than I ever did, on my best day. Jimmy was hot too with his blonde hair and legs to there. Just wait till you see them. Yes, I'm Lee's Mom but I'd never say now that he'd look good in drag. He's grown into himself, as a man but back then, he had shoulders that are not as broad for a broad.He and Jimmy, refer to each other as "Old Queens" past their prime. I do imagine, there's a time when an ol queen must hang up his/her tiara, huh? I feel their pain, as an ol fag hag, my idea to go to the Club's dancing would probably be my demise. Maybe next time cause baby, what a way to go, huh?

Things got even funnier, after certain individuals snuck out to clam bake. I shall not name who but I wasn't one of them and you could tell who was, when they came back, stoned immaculate. They would've laughed if you farted a funky one. You can look at the pics and probably tell, who went on the chronic mission and who didn't. Now, knowing all this, I have to fuck with people and try to do things in slow motion. I've always been a prankster but will either flip you out or, as they've called me in the past, "The Buzz Killer." I don't mean to do it but I guess, when you're stoned, talking about a dead raccoon, I saw on the road, is just not funny. They particularly don't like it, when you say that you think the house is surrounded by DEA agents, either.

I'd not seen my daughter Faye, in about three years. Faye and Lee picked me up, from Prison and took me to the Half-Way House, in June 2003. I'd not seen her for three 1/2 years before that. It was a brief visit then and at the restaurant but it was good. I'd not seen Lora, since I went to Prison, either, not since December 2000.

We've all aged, even my son-in-law, Jim. We used to kid that Jim should've married me and Sonny should've married Faye. Jim and I are just alike, whereas Sonny and Faye are rammers, gotta go, must do, on the run, etc. Give Jim and I, a pack of smokes, a cup o'joe and a newspaper and we're happy campers.

I'd not seen Jimmy (Jim and Jimmy are two different people, btw)for 6 years either. Jimmy, Lee and I used to go out and tear it up, doing crazy shit. If nothing else, we had fun lunch dates, so I'd missed the hell outa Jimmy and everybody.
We all drank except Bill, who's the one with the twisted cop mentality. If you remember correctly, on his Police Entrance Exam, they asked him the question, "What would you do, if you had to arrest your own Mother?" I couldn't believe it but he answered, "Call for back-up."

Next Post; After Taco Hut

Babz & Family (Rode Hard Put Away Wet)(Telling how big his dick was)

Bill & Halena (Bill has to leave to poop)

Fam Damily Smoke Break (Plus Ghosts)

Faye & Lora (Sharing Porn on Cell Phone)

Lee & Jimmy (Old Queens Nite Out)

Jimmy..."Let's dress in Drag for old times sake!"

Jim..."Wishing I'm in Cabo Wabo!"

Lora..."You guys are idiots!"

Faye & Jim (Plus Ghosts)


Webmiztris said...

ha! looks like you're at a rock concert with all of that smoke!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Webmiztris, I know but I don't understand it, the wind was blowing but the smoke showed up. I think it's ghosts, lol!

Miz UV said...

OMG, that "call for back-up" comment has me ROFL!!

sKILLz said...

Wow I am so fucking far behind its not funny.
My net went out fri night so I have alot of blog reading and posting to do.
Ahem.....check out my blog....ahem..

Looks like you had a blast and Im glad to see so.
That pic with the smoke, was it smoke or you dont know? Do you think it was Elvis or 2Pac or someone?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Miz UV, don't I know it. What's bad is most of those cops knew me and threatened to frame his test.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, that smoke was weird, huh? That happened at the Smithsonian too, years and years ago.

I'm gonna stop by right now.

sKILLz said...

Yea that was some freaky shit. I have had that happen to me on a few pix. Those are my angels they go everywhere with me!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Skillz, it does make you wonder though, huh? My boyfriend is recently buried up there, several miles away but was buried in March. Maybe, it was him.

brotherray said...

Oh! I LOVE IT!! The call for back up is hilarious and them framing the test - hahaha! Looks like you had a blast. I was looking at that cool sink the other night (I'm looking for a sink myself and really liked that sink, and in fact I saw some at Lowes this morning - very tempting!)

I've got smoke effects like that on so many pictures (everyone puffing away.) Eat, drink, smoke, and be happy!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Brotherray, that's where they got the sink, at Lowe's. I think it's cool and had never seen one, like that before.

We had such a good time, everyone was all smiles, laughing and having the time of our lives. I needed that for a long time.

frog with a blog said...

The smoke is actually me checking on you. You couldn't see me, just smell me.

You look gorgeous in the first photo.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Frog/Mickelino, you smelled delicious, a lot like my burrito. You're so sweet, know that you are loved and missed and before I die, we'll smoke and joke sweetheart! I must post better pics, my son took w/his camera. He's Mr.Dysfunction so I'm trying to get him to load his pics. He has a professional camera and the quality is so different.

I've missed you Darlin'!