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Men's Orthopedic Mattress

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6 comments:

Kos said...: Years ago, maybe early 90s, we were having a meaningfully meaningless conversation in a bar, as you do, and the subject of beds came up, particularly, what would make the most comfortable bed. Sure as shit, my answer was a bed o' tits. And here it is. Thank you for the validation!; Tue Jul 10, 04:10:00 PM 2007
Anonymous said...: Jeff, it is my pleasure to oblige you. I'm no dummy, I might even sleep on it. It could be a little weird at first but I'd adjust. Pretty astute of you to think that one up. Should've got the patent. I mean think about it; Men around the world would by your product, now wouldn't they? hah! Welcome and stop back by, we'll have a cup o'joe or drink or something, ok?; Tue Jul 10, 04:55:00 PM 2007
jungle jane said...: I think a bed of testicles would be kind of comfortable. Just not newly shaved ones...; Tue Jul 10, 05:20:00 PM 2007
DirtyBitchSociety said...: JJ, well I'd want them newly shaved and soft. If ya wait a couple days or so, it's like playin with a cactus.Ya know. yea, some nice fresh, clean balls are in order. maybe a little Botox injection to make 'em as smooth as a babies ass, right?; Tue Jul 10, 06:12:00 PM 2007
Anonymous said...: HAHAHA! Now that's the dream bed right there. I'd want to put a quarter in the headboard so they would point north and shake. Hell, I'd even settle for playing with some cactus right now!; Tue Jul 10, 09:01:00 PM 2007
Anonymous said...: Brotherray, oh fuck, I'd play with some cactus right now myself. Hell, it's been so long, do ya think I'll remember what it looks like, when I see it?; Wed Jul 11, 06:58:00 AM 2007

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