Finally...

Men's Orthopedic Mattress


*Available at all Butt, Boobs, Beyond Store Locations

6 comments:

Jeff said...

Years ago, maybe early 90s, we were having a meaningfully meaningless conversation in a bar, as you do, and the subject of beds came up, particularly, what would make the most comfortable bed. Sure as shit, my answer was a bed o' tits. And here it is. Thank you for the validation!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Jeff, it is my pleasure to oblige you. I'm no dummy, I might even sleep on it. It could be a little weird at first but I'd adjust. Pretty astute of you to think that one up. Should've got the patent. I mean think about it; Men around the world would by your product, now wouldn't they? hah! Welcome and stop back by, we'll have a cup o'joe or drink or something, ok?

jungle jane said...

I think a bed of testicles would be kind of comfortable. Just not newly shaved ones...

DirtyBitchSociety said...

JJ, well I'd want them newly shaved and soft. If ya wait a couple days or so, it's like playin with a cactus.Ya know. yea, some nice fresh, clean balls are in order. maybe a little Botox injection to make 'em as smooth as a babies ass, right?

brotherray said...

HAHAHA! Now that's the dream bed right there. I'd want to put a quarter in the headboard so they would point north and shake. Hell, I'd even settle for playing with some cactus right now!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Brotherray, oh fuck, I'd play with some cactus right now myself. Hell, it's been so long, do ya think I'll remember what it looks like, when I see it?