Coming Out Insurance

Gosh darn it, why didn't I have this, years ago? When my son, took my expensive lingerie and altered it, I thought he just might be the next Calvin Kline. Well, that's what my Mom said but if I'd had this insurance, it might've saved me the cost of all those Beauty School expenses. He did get a State loan but the cost of him practicing on my hair, for his state boards can not be recouped. Thank goodness, he never finished the classes for make-up tattooing. He couldn't wait to tattoo, new eyebrows and eyeliner on me. This may have been a serious faux paus. He did go on to become a Fashion Police Officer and is a vindictive bitch, for sure. He's cited me on several occasions and I had extensive fines. Imagine that, his own Mother?
This insurance may have saved me money on the therapy sessions I needed after extended listening to Yanni, Sarah Brightman, Phantom of the Opera and all those Broadway Musical Soundtracks. Get yours today, before it's too late...

6 comments:

One Wacky Mom said...

OMG..THIS IS BRILLIANT.....ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT...ITS SO FREAKING FUNNY...YOU HAVE ME ROTLMAO!!!!

Oh, its just fabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations on what I think is the greatest post I've ever seen on the subject!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

One Wacky Mom, what's funny, it's it's all true. My oldest son is gay and he did steal all my good lingerie. I found it in his closet and he'd sewn it, altered it, I guess to fit him.
Now, read this post. It's recent;

Punk Down of Babz

Hope you had a good Fourth!

brotherray said...

That was GREAT! I need to send that to my sis. Her son (my nephew) is gay. I'll have to tell you one day about him! He's a SUPER SUPER kid! My sis would LOVE that vid! I gotta send it to her!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Brotherray, yes, you will have to tell me all about it. When I move down, we'll have plenty to talk about around the bonfire, right?

Edd.D said...

GENIUS, OM REPOSTING IT AS WE SPEAK.X

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Edd.d, it's all good. Have fun on your trip, sweetie!