Well You Dirty Bitch

After being hit from behind by a motorcycle Sunday evening, a 32-year-old woman was left lying near a crosswalk in Fort Collins, Colorado. Two women witnessed the accident and called police. She had been knocked out from the hit and had a broken and bleeding left arm ,said one of the women on the seen.

A small crowd around the lady had formed quickly in the busy neighborhood off of Boardwalk Ave. When paramedics arrived she was still unconscious. The paramedics were stretching the victim out to examine her injuries ,said one witness. They took her fanny pack off and pulled it up with an iPod attached. The iPod had wires to her ears but also wires running into her shorts.

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“This was a serious accident”, said one witnesses, “but when they pulled that vibrator hooked to her iPod out of her shorts you could see everyone’s faces turn red. She was lucky she was still knocked out for the ride to the hospital. I don’t think I could have survived the embarrassment”.

Article courtesy of RM Collegian.

19 comments:

Vagina Dentata said...

I can only pine for the day when there would not be any embarrassment at all.

Once all of the 'Peoples of the Book' are killed, that world will come to fruition.
Oh and a few commies will have to go too. And the pagans. Shite, everone except the Hindu and the Buddhist.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, yes, sexual expression, in it's true form, is a wonderful thing. But we do have a world of hang-ups, do we not?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, if I had my way, all this sinful guilt, even associated with monogamous sex, would disappear. Especially, where women are made to feel dirty for the enjoyment of sex.

Vagina Dentata said...

If I may paraphrase Karl Marx:

"Women unite! You have nothing to loose but your shame!"

Women are the cause of all their troubles. They possess all the power necessary to change the world. They just can't get their cunts in gear.
They're cunts!

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Got that right VD you cunt!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, no truer words have been spoken. I have been saying this for a few years now. I figured it out, when I realized that we don't know what the hell we want. One minute we want chivalry, the next it's, "Fuck you, I'll open my own door, you sexist ass."

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, I'll never forget, hearing an older gentleman, in Manhattan, was opening a door, for a woman behind him. He stepped back to allow her to proceed. She looked at him, completely miffed and said, "Don't hold the do open for me, just because I'm a woman. Those days are over." To which he replied, "While you are a woman but not a lady, I am certainly, always a gentleman." She had not a response.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

SR,Good Morning darling. Full of piss n vinegar, this AM, are we? That's why I adore you.

Vagina Dentata said...

My response to him, the sexist cocksucker!
"You are damned fucking right I am not a lady, you cunt. Take that sexist nomenclature and shove it upside your enlarged prostate and viagra dependent cock"
Then I would have connected my right elbow to his throat, perhaps causing death by asphyxiation

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, hot flash, huh?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, the way I figure it, it's all or nothing. It's one way or the other, you just can't have both and garner respect. I have worked construction. To gain respect, I had to prove that I could do the job. I sure as hell didn't expect to have my lunch paid for because I am a woman. there's no free lunch with anything. yes, women have done this to themselves, most assuredly.

Vagina Dentata said...

Complacency and apathy.
It is just wrong when I hear a woman state that some other woman "deserved to be raped". That attitude alone will keep the homogametes in chains until such time as this self-hatred stops.

I am going to buy one of those MP3 vibrators and listen only to 'Trance' music.

Webmiztris said...

lmfao! mom always warned me to wear clean underwear in case of an accident, but she never mentioned leaving the Ohmybod at home!!

thejunkyswife said...

I want one of those!

By the way, you've been tagged in a meme. Come see me.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, yes, women are guilty too of wanting to keep old school rules and look on with disdain. I'd written about this and I stated that a woman should be able to walk through a crowd of men, stark naked and not be accosted. I am not saying she should but no one has the right to rape anyone, regardless of what they are wearing. Bigg issue w/me.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Webmiztris, don't I know it. I still am concerned with the vibrator, under my mattress. What will they think, if I kick the bucket.


They'll think I was just being me, huh?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Junky's Wife, two in one day. You can't threaten me w/a good time, damn ya.

Miz UV said...

Oh, this is hilarious! I'm putting it in my shared folder. And, I agree, there are way too many sexual hang-ups floating around in this society.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Miz UV, Sister, ain't that the truth. We were raised w/so many hangups and guilty pleasures, it's a sin to enjoy sex and all that bullshit. It's no wonder women aren't satisfied in bed. their too afraid to let on, that they wanna get their's too, huh?