Presidential Announcement...

Yes, that's right, you heard it first on Dirty Bitch Society's Homeland Securities Website

Official Announcement


The Government issued a Press Release today at 12PM EST, stating that it is making drastic changes to the House and Senate. Under further review, it was decided that an Official change would be made to put their stamp on issuing a new U.S. Emblem and nixing our current emblem, the Bald Eagle.
"We have decided that we want to come clean here and tell it like it is. Furthermore, we want the world to know, just what the United States Government stands for; A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of Pricks and gives you a sense of security, while you are being screwed."

Quote by President GW Bush

(For Jonathan, my political powerhouse)


9 comments:

Jonathan said...

Excellent! I may steal...er, "borrow for evaluation purposes only"...that for future use.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, but of course. Do your duty, sir!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, I do believe you should post asap, you know for political reasoning, right? lol!

Woogie said...

jonathan is kinda hot huh?

~Babsbitchin~ said...

woogie, you damn right, Gringa. Definitely do able, lol! And intelligent too. I like that in a man.

Jonathan said...

jonathan is kinda hot huh?

woogie, you damn right, Gringa. Definitely do able, lol! And intelligent too. I like that in a man.

You ladies sure know how to make a big, burly bald guy blush (try saying THAT five times real fast). Thanks for the kind words! :-)

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, oh sweetie, I was thinking worse but trying to behave. Stay as far away from me as you can. I love bald guys and yes, honey you's a hot one. No lip service and Woogie and I have good taste, so...
Hugz

Jonathan said...

jonathan, oh sweetie, I was thinking worse...

Cool...

...but trying to behave.

Hey, why fight it? LOL!

I love bald guys and yes, honey you's a hot one.

Thank you kindly, m'lady!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, I'm the kind of woman, your Mama warned you about. Don't encourage me, lol! I do have a thing for bald guys for some reason. Then, the added attraction, is the fact that you're a good lookin' witty fella, you seem well rounded and, well a presence. Some lucky girl is gonna get the "Total Package." I'm soooooo jealous. She'd better treat you right or I'll come callin and she'll think again. Now, when you go on dates, you make sure to tell 'em, you got a pussy, I mean posse of women, who kick ass, takes names and hurt feelings. So, she'd better be good to you.