New Product; Scrotum Scrub


Gosh darn it, I sure do remember those greasy gonads, my ex, the mechanic always had. This stuff could have saved our marriage. I only wish I had a fat hairy pair, to try this out on. Maybe, some guy'll get lucky and drop by tonight, boy he's in for some good clean fun. You betcha!

Here's the commercial for Scrotum Scrub, better get it while it's hot kids!

13 comments:

Woogie said...

looks like my last loves in a bottle..is it?

~Babsbitchin~ said...

woogie, clean as a whistle, huh? Now all they need is botox in the balls and they could really show those smooth, clean as a babies butt balls to everybody.

Woogie said...

omg! botox balls! i'd love to be in the dermatologist's office to watch that! hell i'd wait outside to just hear the sounds of that..have you gotten injections? damn that fucking hurts. im due for some. I'm a brave , dirty bitch, honest i am!

jungle jane said...

does it come with a nice ball of steel wool too??

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, well, I can only imagine it would hurt like a dirty bitch but if you want those puppies nice and smooth, these are the things ya must do, right? This year, I've had 4 cortizone shots, 2 in my elbow and two in my shoulders. Fuck they hurt but a shot in the balls, ouch!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jungle jane, it should huh? It might hurt a little but keep calling him a pansy ass and he'll shut up.

Jonathan said...

Hey, I keep my balls clean! No steel wool needed, so keep them away from my "boys"!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, I'm glad to hear this. You are among the few, the proud, the cleeeeean. Gosh darnit, I feel a song coming on...From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli, we will fight to keep our boys clean, the Unites States Marines...

Yes, you can slap me any time now...

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, is your junk jingling and glistening clean? Nothing says lovin like a clean pair o'tea bags...

Jonathan said...

My boys are clean enough to eat a meal off of. Don't believe me? Go ahead and see for yourself!

:-p

Dirty Bitch Society said...

jonathan, well I am very inquisitive and if you'd like, we could test this theory, of course for scientific purpose. I am always willing to be a Scientist. I even know most of my Elements on the chart. Oh yea, I'm that good, lol!

Jonathan said...

of course for scientific purpose.

Of course. I mean, what other purpose is there?? :-p

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Jonathan, oh I can't wait. I'll put my science lab coat in the dry cleaners. Yes, I have my Dr.Babz lab coat and my Miztress Babz leather and ...