Newest Children's Books; Teach "em the Streets


Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Curious George!
Memories of my misspent youth.

My name is George

Dirty Bitch Society said...

SR, it was obviously written for you. You've not left yet?

Jonathan said...

I've submitted a few children's books to the publisher, but oddly enough, he hasn't run them yet:

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"You're Different, and That's Bad"

"The ADHD Guide to...hey, look, a squirrel!"

"Jeanie's Parent Hate Her Because She Cries Too Much"

"Frogs and Microwaves CAN be Friends!"

One of these days, I'll get these things published.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, that's too funny. In the same vein, how 'bout...

Can You Count Mama's Lovers?

Yes Johnny, Priests Can Be Fun!!

Making the Best of Your Molestation

I think you're better at this than me. When my book gets published, next year, I'll be sure and put in a good word for you, ok?

It's Me... Maven said...

I so totally love love love that Seuss pic!!!!

Medbh said...

Very funny stuff.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Maven, gotta love it, right?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

medbh, I stole it fair and square but thanks!