Deep Throat Recall

Back in 1975, I was a young and impressionable woman. Well, I was 16 and pregnant. But my husband, "The Executioner," who was Sgt. at Arms for a local MC Club and I went to the private viewing of Deep Throat. We went to a guys mansion, of which I found out later, this guy was a huge ass Coke dealer. He was killed assassination style, years later but he had an 8mm Film Projector. We all settled in, to watch the movie. My husband and I sat on a big couch, that held like 5 people but to my right was my husband, to my left was Wayne Rogers.

Wayne is in the Woodstock movie and if you ever get to see it again, watch for a 6'7 guy coming out of the Porta-Potty. He offers the guy who's cleaning them and the camera, a hit off his pipe. Anyway, he was related to my husband and I was sandwiched between the two of them.

As the movie began, I have to say, I was a bit uncomfortable. There was only a hand full of women there but it was mainly guys, who wanted to witness this history in the making. To us at the time, of course, it was just another XXX Rated movie but a popular one.

This was not my first XXX Rated movie. In fact, when my husband and I were first married and possibly before we were married, we'd often go to Byrd Theater, right on the skirt of D.C., on Friday nites. In my mind, this was always a one sided date, as we'd come out of one of these movies, my husband would have a raging hard on and we'd end up pulling off on the side of the road, usually, for me to bob for apples. He of course would often tell me, that I was such a bitch that this was the only reason he married me, my bob for apples technique. How sweet, such terms of endearment, huh?

So, I'm sandwiched between these two big motherfuckers, pregnant and showing, feeling quite fat and sassy. This couch was pretty plush and I'd sank into it but there were several of us, on the couch, bodies pressed close. Then, the film began...
There wasn't much plot to it, if I remember correctly but then again, is there ever? I do remember the scene depicted in the picture. He starts shaving her snatch and she's up on a bathroom counter. If I remember correctly, the music from the Old Spice commercials came on. She's all shined up and the guy starts to go down on her. She was so kind and considerate, when she asked, "Do you mind, if I smoke while you eat?" You can thank her Mama for that, right? Now, watching that turned me on but the premise of the movie itself, was that she had a clit in her throat and it was stimulated by giving blowjobs. Now, why surgeons in this day and age, have never been asked to implant a clit in somebodies throat is beyond me. I'd have it.

Most of the scenes after that were of the men's oral persuasion. I must admit, I watched it like it was a college class film. I too wanted to deep throat. I remember I went home and practiced with my tooth brush. Yes, you must breathe out at the same time it goes in, or the gag factor takes over. It's all in the breathing and those guys that like to grab your face and fuck your mouth can just kiss my ass, I don't like it. let me do what I do best. Anyway...

So, we're watching a particular blowjob scene. She's going down, slow and sensual. She's licking the head around it's Corona, flicking her tongue, teasing and then she starts deep throating. As I said, I was paying attention, when I realized that both my husband and Wayne, well, their hips were slowly moving back and forth, just enough that I noticed. It wasn't obvious to anyone else but me and maybe the person who was on Wayne's left. The more she began to stroke and take it all in her mouth, the more their hips would move to the motion. I felt like I was between two dogs fucking, with my clothes on. It was rather uncomfortable and a little freakish for my 16 year old ass, never been in an orgy pit, type persona, so I tried to get up to go outside. I thought, well, I'll just sit in the car. So, I told my husband that I needed some air and he didn't even look at me, his eyes were glued to the screen. He did say ok and I walked out and sat in the car.

It was a hot muggy night and within minutes, I was standing on the side of the car, when, here comes my husband with a shit eatin' grin on his face. He asked me what was wrong and I told him, being pregnant, it was just too hot in there. He said ok and started working his magic, you know, sexing me up, talking shit but I knew what he wanted. It was fairly dark and we were about three cars down from the house. He unzipped his pants and I got on my knees. I thought I'd try some of the new moves I'd been schooled on and was steady and intent. His head was thrown back and we were both into it, oblivious to anyone or anything else. He pulled my tits out and was tweaking my nipples, like we were at a taffy pull, now looking down at me and watching. It didn't take long when he was ready to cum. He kept saying, "Oh fuck," and he came with a shudder and groan. I stood up, licked my lips and kissed him.

It was then, that we heard all the clapping. They'd all been watching and from that day on, they called me Linda Lovelace. Dirty Fuckers.


36 comments:

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

"...my bob for apples technique. How sweet, such terms of endearment, huh?..."

Most women are useless at fellatio, with or without control of their gag reflex. Possibly not a good reason for which to marry but a trait of which you should be nonetheless proud to possess.
Not that I would know you understand.

Vagina Dentata said...

As far as the men who would hold your head while you fellate them, the solution is simple. Grasp the shaft of the penis having placed the foreskin such that the glans can not travel more than the desired (by you) distance from your tightly wrapped fingers. Any attempt of the Harness Bull to push further into your mouth will necessarily result in his tearing the foreskin fom the glans. Painfull I've been told.

Chris said...

I have never seen Deep Throat, but I am going to now. I love all that classic 70's porn, colour climax just cracks me up, badly dubbed and all the guys with huge tash's, it's ace. I managed to get my hands on the orignal Animal Farm the other day, classic movie, I saw that for the first time when I was about 14 and it haunted me forever more. Cool story DB, or should I say Linda ;)

And SR, I would have to agree with you on that.

Vagina Dentata said...

I liked the "Things go better with Coca Cola" scene best.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

SR, so kind of you, considering your lack of experience in this field. I'm sure you'd never let a woman do such a dirty thing, much less swallow your spilt seed?
However, if you'd like me to lovingly break you of that habit, I will put on my Sexual Counselor hat and coat, just for you of course. I do have a rather impressive cure ratio and a lovely pair of stiletto's I need to try.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

SR, of course, this is strictly a clinical procedure, you do understand. The question here; Pasties or no?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, damn you sure do have that right. That has not happened to me, since I started carrying a gun at all times either, lol! I was known for that and it sure changes people's minds, when you go to take your clothes off and you must first remove your shoulder holster, the gun tucked in your back, the buck knife on your waist, the gun on your ankle, tucked in to your boot...But you're right, that will and does work but it took me till my late 20's to figure that out.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, PS, you've done this before, huh, you Dirty Bitch?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Chris, oh it's a must see, if nothing else but the historical aspect of it. It's been years upon years since I've seen it but it's be sure to bring back a buttload of memories. Good memories.
Animal Farm? I remember that name but will have to look it up.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, PSS, I don't remember that Coca Cola scene. I'll have to watch it again now. You have peeked or peaked my interest.

thejunkyswife said...

You rock.

Chris said...

I must warn you DB, that animal farm is just as the name suggests, so if you are offended by that sort of thing, I wouldn't look it up :) But it is bloody hilarious, especially the live eel bit, yes you did read it right lol.

Webmiztris said...

that is one hell of a story! i've still never seen that Deep Throat movie...

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

"...Sexual Counselor hat and coat..."
If you can add a slight Librarian accoutrement, I'd be more apt to cast my seed to the four winds.
As far as the pasties are concerned, can you get them to twirl in opposite directions?
As a dyed -in-the-wool nerd, clinical is where it's at, girlfriend.

Vagina Dentata said...

Animal Farm?
Four legs good. Two legs bad?
All animals are created equal except some are more equal than others?
Orwell Porn.....That is just sick!

"...VD, PS, you've done this before, huh, you Dirty Bitch?..."

There be hundreds of girning and contorting faces that I have 'looked up upon' over the years. If I had a nickel for every caber I have tossed I'd be exactly one twentieth as rich as I am now. I charged a dollar you see. I could fill Mile High Stadium with the Love's Effluvia that I have caused to be expressed to date.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

the junky's wife, I am certifiably insane you know? I can not be held accountable for what I write here. Well, that's what I'll plead in court, anyway, lol!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

junky's wife, I was thinking you were kinda special to. How 'bout leaving your hubby and joining the Lesbian League with me? oh shit, see, I do not know where that came from. I'm fucking possessed.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Chris, you're talking to someone that dated a dog the other night, a German Shepard. He really, really loved that gravy, lol!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Chris, is that your pic, you handsome devil?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Webmiztris, well it's a cult classic but let me sum it up for you..."hmm, slurp, hmmmm, oh yea, slurp, yes take it all you dirty bitch...lol!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, I do not have to feign this one, I already look like a librarian. This is why, when I went to jail, they said, you look so innocent, like a librarian. They also told me that had "I used my intelligence towards the good of man, I could be a rocket scientist." Well, that's boring as shit, it was more fun to do what I did for years.

Now, bring your seeds, I need a facial. <---See, this is my naughty twin, that dirty bitch. It's hard to have all these personalities rolled up into one chunky chick.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, yes, I was a dumbass and gave the shit away. Why was I not enterprising and make something of my life?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, then again, it is a lot of pressure, once you start selling it. You must do it like an addiction, so I've been told. Yes, I have been locked up with a few hookers. My celly, at one point, Jessica, made a grand a nite. She said she would charge $100 a BJ and would do 10 and go home. She lived in a wonderful place in Manhattan. You must know how expensive it is to live downtown.
My luck, I'd get all the nasty stinky fat bastard customers. It really turns them off, when you throw up on them.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, I just know, you needed to hear all that, huh? Gouge your eyes out now, run for the high ground...

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, PS, last time I tried to twirl them like Elvira, I had two black eyes.

jungle jane said...

I'm sure the clapping and cheering was aimed at him, not you. betchya no-one took the piss out of him for shooting his load so fekking quickly...

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Jungle Jane, damn, I never thought about it. Fuckers!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Jungle jane, the nerve not to applaud a hard workin girl!

brotherray said...

hahahahaha - this is oooooo weeeeee! You do rock, baby! Deep throat. I've had so much cock down my throat without gagging and have the breathing down pat, I could be one rich damn whore if I had charged for that shit when I was married or had live-in BFs. One time, I DID threaten to charge my BF. Told his ass if he wanted me to keep giving head every goddamn nite til my fuckin neck and jaw was about to kill me, I was gonna start charging his ass - and I was serious. He got all pissed off and threatened to go the club. I said GO, MOTHER FUCKER, GO !

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, damn don't I know it. It ended up, I'm sure you've seen me write, that I gave him the Free Blowjob Coupons. Next time, you'll think of that, right? I do remember thinking my fucking head was going to cave in and so I started just stroke and tickle with the tongue. I got tired of teeth marks on the inside of my cheeks. I'm sure you can relate, right?

Woogie said...

Ohhh I learned everything I know from Linda...Remember the scene from her book, when her sister, bro-in-law, and Linda were eating dinner and the dog was under the table? ohhhh!!! AND the scene where she seduces her bro-in-law, ease her panties down to just her thighs..mmm I thought that was hot when I was 12..

Jonathan said...

I pretty much keep my hands to myself when I'm bouncin' my boys off a woman's chin. I may stroke her hair, but no sense pissing her off when she's sucking me dryer than the Sahara, right?

I mean, why piss her off? She'll either quit what she's doing or she'll bite down on me. Neither scenario is very appealing. Other than moaning, my yapper keeps quiet.

Now when I'm the one who's goin' down, I expect my lady to let her guy know when he's doin' it right...which, after years of experience, happens to be every time. Either that, or I'm lousy and the girls (all of them) have convinced me otherwise...ignorance is bliss, right? :-) Anywho, she can grab my head, face, ears, or whatever she can get a hold of, if it makes her feel better. Then again, she's not jabbing something down my gullet, so I suppose it's nowhere NEAR the same thing!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, you dirty bitch. I can vaguely remember it. I think it's time to find it again. I bet I could find it on Limewire. Boy that'll bring back some memories.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, why couldn't I have found a guy like you years ago. It's not easy when you get to a point when you finally say, ok more than 365 is enough, I'll take care of this myself. But a lot of guys don't take the time to study their opponent unless it's in football or war. If a couple has a genuinly good sex life, a lot of other shit falls into place, it's like a benchmark. See, if the sex life is good and not fake, if she's really getting hers, it's usually because the guy has taken the approach to make sure it happens. If he's that kinda thinking guy, the rest usually follows suit. So, you can tell a lot about a man by how he pleasures his woman, huh?

Xmichra said...

ah, poor babsy! hehe...

And no kiding witht he deep throat phenom. The gov't did that movie justice and they are still reapping the reward. It is STILL the #1 porn movie. Crazy.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Xmichra, please send a sympathy card, it'll make me feel better, lol! Yea, the war on Por just brought it to light, didn't it? That movie was crazy. I've not seen it since but need to.