Memo; To All Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves
This is a lesson learned from out Inter Office and I just wanted to pass it on. Always carry a pack of Fags or cross dressers, wherever you go!
Now, can't figure out whether to masturbate or something else, this'll keep you busy for a minute. I am however a big supporter of masturbation, it clears the head, huh?
10 comments:
funny indeed!
I shall copy and paste that to my cigs!
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray!
How do you know VD?
The ashtray bit I mean.
Ew!
Shouldn't it be Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves?
Ah Cher, How do I love thee.
SR, yes, this is a "must have" reminder.Of course, when knee deep in the hoopla, I'll forget and set off the alarm system. Those pressure plates are a bitch too, huh?
VD, yes, Enquiring minds want to know. Now, I've never been told that and I am a smoker. But I am a clean smoker, who empties ashtrays obsessively, brushes my teeth and gargles and I chew fresh gum constantly. But nothing is grosser than a guy with beer and cig breath and you're not on the same page, right?
SR, yes we must know about this and I will not be able to rest until I get the full details on the story, "When I licked an ashtray."
VD Darling, I changed it just for you but...I do not normally associate with the non-working class; Tramps
HAHAHHAHA! Good one. I've masturbated enough this past week I think I'm gonna go get off now on Bush's nose.
brotherray, oh yea you can pull and tug on that bitch, huh?
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