Lounge Lizard

It was an emergency. I ran out of vodka at 5:30pm, tonite and of course, I'm not taking my lazy ass to the liquor store. I have on this stupid purple dress and am lounging in the back yard, drinking and watching my nephew in the Hot Tub. (We have to watch him, more closely, than other children. He will poop in the hot tub, damn).
So, I scrounge some rum off lil sis and remember the bottle of Coke Blak she gave me to try, several months ago. I usually drink vodka and something, mainly iced tea. But tea and rum just won't do. So, I broke out the stash. Now this was a good ass drink. I may be hooked. You should try it!

20 comments:

jungle jane said...

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DirtyBitchSociety said...

Jungle Jane, oh, it was worse than that. It looked like soup, a big nasty festering kettle of poop soup.

Edd.D said...

coke black? I dont think we have that here in lil old UK.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Edd.d, it's coke and caffeine coffee. I like it!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Edd, It's expensive though, like black gold, texas tea...

Xmichra said...

coke blak scares me, I think i will pass :)

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

I like my own recipe:

The "Kim Philby"

Lots of Vodka, lots of Gin, some tonic and lime.

Google 'Kim Philby' to understand.

Edd.D said...

i like the sound of it, thought us brits will probably have to wait for years till it ventures to our shores

thejunkyswife said...

I've been scared of the coke blak phenomenon. Mr. Junky has said that it's great, but he think black tar heroin is just the bee's knees, so I don't trust his judgment much.

I have a niece who poops in the hot tub. What the fuck is that about?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

X, it's the bomb. But I've not drank Coke in two years. My sis gave me that bottle at Christmas time and I saved it for some reason. I only drink vodka and tea and Sparkling water, these days.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, gin is an acquired taste, I've not possessed. it tasted like pine needles. But I was never ever a vodka drinker, always whiskey. So, I can be swayed, if my mood is right. I will most certainly google the name. Ever had a "Sex on the Beach"? or a "Brain"?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, ps, I wouldn't drink those drinks now if you paid me but I had to try them. Ever had an Espresso Martini?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Edd.d, it's not real big, here in the States, so it may be a flop. I wouldn't buy it to drink any other way than with Rum. It was really good like that. Cherrio ol chap. Now, let's go to the club and forget all about it?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

The junky's wife, black tar, holy crap bat girl. That shit will surely clog your veins but I've done it and would've if that was what was on the menu.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

The Junky's Wife, Well, I've not pooped in the hot tub but I did have the urge to pee. My nephew has not quite mastered the poop thingy yet and will usually do it in the shower, if you're not watching. But when he did it in the hot tub, I liked to have died. What a mess. Poop Soup!

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

I had 'Sex on the Beach' once. Got sand in the crack for all my trouble.
I like Margaritas or beer.
VD


I like beer and snorting impure Ayahuasca as a purgative. It is not illegal here, yet.
BP

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, ye, isn't sex on the beach over rated? I mean really, if you've ever had sand up your wooha, you'd know what I was talking about.

And I am not into those girlie drinks. Unfortunately, I drink like a cowboy, ride, rope and swear like one too.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, don't Shamans use "Ayahuasca?" I thought it was something you drank but I didn't know you could snort it. I'd be an ax murderess, I steer clear of that stuff now, well since the last murder, anyway.

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

VD spoke of the sand in the crack.

BP snorts the ayahuasca. Which can be ingested in liquid form but I like to mix the good stuff with fire ash.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, well, before I die, I must try this technique. I've done mushrooms and peyote and will not have fulfilled things, until I have done this.