Flesh Gordon

Anybody remember this movie? I had a dream there were these robot thingys, walking around trying to ram anything that came in their way, any hole. I was trying to find a friendly one. See, you must always look for the good, huh?

By the way, Jungle Jane was their Goddess leader.

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Flesh Gordon (1974)

“I’ve got the power pasties, and I know how to use ‘em!”


In this X-rated parody of the “Flash Gordon” comic book series, Flesh Gordon (Jason Williams) and Dale Ardor (Suzanne Fields) join Dr. Flexi Jerkoff (Joseph Hudgins) in an attempt to save the earth from Sex Rays sent by Planet Porno’s insane emperor, Wang the Perverted (William Hunt).


Sterculian Rhetoric said...

I remember it well.
Especially all of the different ways the emperor was addressed:

"Your Protuberance"

being my favourite. I have actually used that phrase to address bosses that were to become ex-bosses in short order.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, that was hilarious, was it not? Then, to address your boss, who probably didn't know what you were referring to, well, that's got me bent over laughing. Good imagination!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, so you do remember those things that ran around gyrating?

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

"...that's got me bent over..."

Precisely where I want you, my little poppet.

Alas, I have never been feted with a boss that had any sense. I have only had two that were not my father, so I've not a representative sample with which to pass judgement, but I suspect many a boss is without 'a clue'.

The 'gyrating' ones? I've no recollection of these, but it was over 30 years ago when I 'screened' that Super 8 in the Frat when I was very underage and very drunk

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, bent over, my fav...Now back to our Sponsor...Flesh Gordon. You do remember the penis shaped spaceship, eh?

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

With the 'sparkler' on the back?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, you dirty bird, hah! Those were the good ol days, now fuck the penis rocket ship, go straight to the fuckin' hahaha!

Old Knudsen said...

The only thing I remember from it was someone shouting,"Its a penisaurus."

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Old Knudsen, I don't remember that but we're talking probably 18 years ago and I wasn't paying too much attention to it. I was preoccupied, you might say.