For the Love of a Mouse


...CAUSE WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU, I TOUCH MY MOUSE...

32 comments:

jungle jane said...

wooohooo - you have a shaved mouse!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Jungle Jain, not really, just high n tight.hahaha!

Anonymous said...

I get it!
It's a pudenda right?

jungle jane said...

Can you pierce your mouse too??

Just askin'...

Anonymous said...

VD, Yes, I do believe you are on to something. Wanna touch my mouse?

Anonymous said...

Will it bite?
My will on occasion

Anonymous said...

JJ, ouch, I ain't no real freak, just a pretend freak. My sons are the freakizoids with their Prince Albert's and reverse Prince Albert's. They must've got that from my husband's loins.

Anonymous said...

VD, you know of my dream of the perfect teeth. I'm having them whitened as we correspond. This modern tech, huh?

Anonymous said...

I should have said 'Mine will' not My will.
I prefer to drink alone as well. That way I can dance with myself and fall into bed when I need to.

Anonymous said...

what is a Prince Albert?

Anonymous said...

Really, I have never heard of that

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, I do dance alone, as well. I think it comes from a life, lived. You are good company, if only for yourself. Do you not agree?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, I have posted for you madame.

Anonymous said...

I am my own best friend.
I saw your post.
Bilious will be destroyed, he so loves his pee pee. He's the chapter president of the Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Pee Pees up here.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, of course, you will convey, my apologies. I will send a generous contribution to his Society.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, what a good stand, by golly, I want to become a charter member. Will a check, now, seal my acceptance?

Anonymous said...

A 'cheque' would be better. A 'check' is something they do in Hockey up here, oh and also something to do with I.D.s

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, you are always showing off. Dammit, I can not help what these assholes have imprinted on my brain. Blame the school system. I do stand corrected and am never woman enough not to admit it. Check please?

Anonymous said...

'Check' is correct in that usage.
If you got it, flaunt it!
Is me motto!
I've precious little else, being a Linda Hunt doppleganger and all.
She played Alice B. Toklas well though.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, school me Madame. I was unable to finish Finishing school. I fell in love with a marine and was done for. God he was the shit.

Anonymous said...

Linda Hunt is a short female actor who played a man in the Movie:
The Year Of Living Dangerously"
With Mel Gibson and Sigourney Weaver.

Linda Hunt won an Oscar for it I think. You'll have to google for a picture of her.
Alice B. Toklas was the lover of Gertrude Stein. They are buried together. Gertrude's epitaph on the front of the stone and Alice's on the back. Some folks consider that to be demeaning to Alice, but I think it is quite apropos. After all, Alice was behind Gertrude while they were alive with the godemiche most of the time anyway. It's fitting I think.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, I did not know that. I know the actress, after I goggled her. Talented. But I've not seen the movie. Something I must put on my must see.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, but we must stand by and be convicted as we feel. Never betraying ourselves is the truth. I am that, the best way I know how. I believe you just might be as well.

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

I am one with that young lady!

Anonymous said...

me too!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Me three. We're like the Musketeers. Let's get naked.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha just high n tight eh? lol!

I just held my mouse up to look, and yep that's it. Let's right click and scroll at the same time and see what happens.

I have to go re-do my nails now.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Brotherray, yep, well I was just noticing I've got a bit lax. My tweezers are missing and I am lost without them. For years, I have sat and plucked.

That pic, is pretty on the money, huh? I know, I'll never look at my mouse the same?

Edd said...

babs, how are you whitening your teeth, and did it work. Im drying to get mine done , but cant afford the $1400 price tag dentist over here charge.

Anonymous said...

Edd.d, well, I use Arm & Hammer toothpaste. You make think it tastes like shit but let me tell you, as much coffee as I drink and cigs I smoke, I should have really golden teeth but they are semi white only because I brush 3+ x a day with that stuff. I know whitening can be pretty fuckin expensive. I'd rather afford myself good coffee, cigs and liquor.

Edd said...

my thoughts exactly. Ill have to try it.x

Anonymous said...

Edd.d, do they carry that in the UK? I've been doing laundry for 40 or so years and they make the best detergent too. It's less expensive also.

Hugz Darling!