Scary Mary

I saw Mary Poppins, for the first time, when it was first released, in 64-65. I jumped out of the second story window and was on crutches for months after that, trying to fly with an umbrella. What a dumb ass, even then.



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16 comments:

Vagina Dentata said...

You must have been a riot when watching the Three Stooges.
Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious
or something like that

kelly ripafart said...

haha! i did that too when i saw it, didn't break anything, but got a nasty concussion!

Vagina Dentata said...

et tu Pee-Girl?
Nasty concussion?
Fuck me with a bevy of 'tards, that explains a lot!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, I was stuck on stupid, when I jumped out of that window and the umbrella flew inside out. I thought I'd died.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

VD, I do, now, feel for my mother. I was an inventive and precarious child; a hellion...demon seed.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Kelly, well you must be an honorable member of the dumbass club too? Remember the secret handshake? I was honorable mention for that one. Fucked myself up real good. Never believed in that Mary bitch again.

Vagina Dentata said...

"...a hellion...demon seed...."

I love it when you talk dirty.
I jumped off of a garage roof with a green garbage bag as a parachute.
Broke my ankle.
I blamed my sister for it, told my mother she pushed me down the stairs. I got ice cream. My sister got a severe psychological disorder.
I was a good big sibling

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, oh fuck, you make me proud. I'd not thought of that one. As I dragged my ass to the porch and could not walk up the stairs, my only thought was now I could get a really cool motorized wheelchair, like the girl down the street. I was so pissed when they handed me crutches. I was all in vain.

Vagina Dentata said...

You are so young as to have had motorised wheel chairs in your childhood?
They were horse drawn when I were a wee one. Ponies actually for kids.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, they were ponies you rub the salt in the wound heathen. Damn, you must betray my age. Look here, I tuck my titties in the same way you do. I wear the same push-up. Why must you torment me. It's a methodical plot, is it not? Who paid you? Those lil bastard sons of mine with their fancy shmancy piercings and tattoo's?

Vagina Dentata said...

Betray your age?
Are you ashamed of your youth?
Is this not America?
Is this not the land of the culture of youth?
I would be proud to be 25 again.
Not bloody fucking likely. I like being an old cunt.
I like it a lot!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, most days, I am fine with me. But every now and then, I get a hanker for a hunka cheese. Big cheese, the kind that fills you up and you're able to sleep, without that hunger.

Vagina Dentata said...

Make mine a nice sharp 6 year old cheddar.
15 bucks a ld up here, but pure heaven.
Sorry, I missed your metaphor. But I love cheese!

Vagina Dentata said...

15 bucks an lb that is.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, good cheese and good dick, are one and the same. The aged is just right. Not too pungent, bold and assured, hearty yet, lays in your mouth, imprinting to memory, a perfect taste. A palate then longs, eh?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, have you ever had a nice Filet Mignon with broiled Gorgonzola?