New Release; Butch Barbie

It's about damn time, they came up with a realistic Barbie. This opens up opportunities to discuss realistic scenario's with the young and impressionable girls, our future. We must begin to give them the big picture, so they must understand and use that info appropriately as well.

You must tell them, if they wear their's in the work place, they just might get a better job and if they have theirs on, they'll get paid the same as the man, with the same position as yourself but is paid more.
It is an empowerment exercise, of course. But in relationships, every young bride should get a strap on and wear it whenever possible. To make your point, walk into your bedroom with it on, make sure you have a beer in your hand and black socks on for authenticity. Then, the husband just might get the full effect. When he insists on driving up your Dirty Highway, you insist that he goes first. He may change his mind, after all, what's good for the goose is even better for the gander.
This comes with a word of warning; My husband liked it, fuckin freak!

17 comments:

Woogie said...

now we are talking! Barbiee! Barbiee!!!

brotherray said...

Your ex sounds like mine. When I felt the probe and said "fuck YOU, buddy", he responded "you can - right there if you will".

Vagina Dentata said...

She needs a nice black leather outfit!


Speaking of Pub chat:
I can cope with loud mouthed arseholes, I can cope with people's colleagues who talk really boring shop, and are aggressive when anyone points out how dull their conversation is. I nod, and smile and josh with them, and wait for them to fuck off. I don’t mind bores, or even the creepy ones who say things under their breath like “I bet you’re dirty” or “You like cock, don’t you” I start talking about how I have always wanted to bugger a man with a strap on, and those creepy ones, for all their big chat, are usually very impotent or just fucking–lights-out-square in bed, so they leave pretty sharpish. I don’t, just for the record, like to bugger men, in fact I have a low opinion of men who ask women to do it. I think it is a bit cowardly. Why not get a man to bugger you, who doesn’t have to go out and buy a prosthetic penis on a belt? Christ on a fucking stick!

Vagina Dentata said...

"....have a beer in your hand and black socks on for authenticity...."

Don't forget scratching your arse with your free hand.

Vagina Dentata said...

brotherray -

"...he responded "you can - right there if you will". ..."

Now if he had have said...

"You can! Right there if you would?"

...the whole dynamic would have changed. No? Ah the beauty of language, innit?

Webmiztris said...

your husband liked it? lmao!!!! I couldn't do that - even if my husband wanted it - I just couldn't! I would die laughing!!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, yes by golly, we have arrived!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, a freak is born every day, huh? We may be out numbered?

Vagina Dentata said...

Was it something I said?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD,It's all relevent, now isn't it? I mean, I wish I could do what I think sometimes. I can think in a capacity, most would not entertain. The men, the filthy ones who do not respect women, I would have absolutely no problem force fucking them, knowing it's what they'd done to other women. I would be a good candidate for crime reform in the sense, those that had rape or even disrespect and you know what I mean, on the mind and so on, well, after a few days with me, they'd whistle a different tune. Enough said.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Webmiztris, I am smiling right now, at your comment.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, said about what? You lost me dear?

Vagina Dentata said...

Ignore my 10:28 am comment. I was having an LSD flashback

After a few days with you they would be whistling Show Tunes!
Then hand them over to me and I'll enjoy their livers with a nice chianti and some fava beans.

Vagina Dentata said...

All men with a yielding sphincter and an healthy prostate would like it, physically at least. Pressure on the prostate causes ejaculation, especially during arousal. Very old prostitutes trick that.

Finger in the arse.
John comes
Collect money

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD,, out of their ass, they shall scream my name and whistle Dixie! You and I would make a wonderful team, no waste, huh?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, massage of the prostate is a healthy measure. It is a homophobic mind that will not go there. He came the hardest he'd ever cum, that is a quote. He will love Prison.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, I am an old prostitute.