Dear Penis
I had this on my WCRZ Crazy Radio blog, a couple years ago. Only watch if you need to laugh. If you are in a shit ass mood and do not want to break your rhythm, don't watch this.
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9 comments:
I don't think I like him anymore either. BOB {battery operated boyfriend} is a much easier cleanup, however dirty bitch I do sometimes need the Whore maons...yanno?
woogie, ah shit, don't I know what you mean. If I could just buy 'em for the night and kick 'em out when I'm done, all would be well in the world, lol!
An Entire night maybe too long for your nervous condition!
woogie, I think you might be right. Give me 15 minutes. I'll be good to go, lol!
ohhhhhhhhh god can i just cum her 15 min and relax?..without a dick on my ass or trying to get in it?
woogie, c'mere and put your feet up.
woogie, you know my oldest son is a massage therapist. He's also a hairstylist. We'll get him to meet us and you can get a makeover and a massage. How's that and the bet part is you get all that attention with no threat to try to stick a dick in some hole of yours, cause he's gay, lol!
woogie,PS, he can fix your hair. After he cut my hair, up the middle of my back cause he wanted it shorter but I didn't, he worries me. Plus my hair was past my crack and I just wanted him to trim it. I think he was paying me back for childhood shit.
woogie, damn, I keep thinking of stuff. He also dyed my hair Eggplant, dirty bastard. He was pissed, he admitted it. He gets his vengeful streak from Mama!
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