The Worst of All Possible Vaginas by BC Woods



OMG this is hilarious! Maybe we should take up a fund for this poor fellas psycho therapy, huh? From Violent Acres...

Excerpt from BC Woods;

"
Heather was an assistant to a directional driller, an outfit that helped us to drill well holes at an angle. As fate would have it, I was the one who signed her in the front gate. Dark fate brought Heather and I together. Bonded our paths so that we would walk the same horrific road...

...It was the smell that hit me first. There was the slight odor of urine and syrup that composed Heather’s natural scent… but over and above that smell…
"


4 comments:

Brandon said...

No problem at all, Babz!

In fact, I quite appreciate when people "Steal" things from me.

~BC

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Brandon,I am an admitted thief and do not really apologize, tehe!

I added you to my Ol' Dirty Bastards, hope you don't mind awfully much?

I've fallen in love with your writing. Could it be the sense of endearment associated with the fact that I am Oil Field Trash and damn proud of it?

Have a good one Darlin'!

Hugz

Bedazzler said...

That's not only highly offensive towards women, it's also not good writing.It's also put me off the fish I am cooking for supper right now. NEXT.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Bedazzler, have a high colonic tonic and call me in the morn. It's gonna be ok, just breathe dammit, breathe.

[insert slap] Now get it together!