Overheard in N.Y.


So Many Possible "Jam" and "Spread" Jokes--The Mind Reels
JAP #1: I hate boys who won't kiss you after you go down on them.
JAP #2: Yeah, I know. But I don't kiss boys after they go down on me.
JAP #1: That's awful! If he can handle it, you should too.
JAP #2: But it's so bitter! I'm just saying: if they sold a jam the flavor of my vagina, I would not buy it.

--27th & 5th
via Overheard in New York, Jun 22, 2008

7 comments:

Natsthename said...

LOL, neither would I! Of course, I wouldn't buy dick-flavored jam either, unless they added lots of chocolate.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Natsthename, I prefer Penis Preserves personally. I just love to mix it with Penis Butter, I mean peanut butter.

Actually, a good ol' PB & J does sound delish does it not? It's been a while since I had one too. Ever had a PB & Fluff sammich? I'd never had one till I was 40 ish but damn if that ain't good eatin'!

WTF, now I'm hungry, hahaha!

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Xmichra said...

haha.. i would so buy it. If for nothing else then to watch asholes eat it. hehe.

coopernicus said...

Instead of jam, how about mayo - then my tuna salad sandwich would be more...ummm...well you can write your own ending here...

Stagnant Artist said...

damn, i ride the subways everyday here and i never get to hear good shit like that.... granted I try to Helen Keller myself on the train by listening to Ipod and reading... I am missing out!

Bedazzler said...

I'll take Hossegow Gooseberry flavour myself!