Drew Hastings; Erotic Asphyxiation/Starbucks Clitoris

This made me laugh like hell. Well, I saw Drew Hastings stand-up routine on Comedy Central (there's more on this page)last night. Snot slingin funny!

Erotic Asphyxiation

Starbucks Clitoris

Yes he's a funny motherfucker and believe it or not, I'd do him. I don't know about that choking gig, though. Nope, I ain't into all that kinky stuff, you know S & M. I'm not into pain, i.e. nipple clamps, butt plugs, (yes butt plugs are in the pain category, at least as far as I'm concerned. Yep, ya wanna play "Rodeo?" Go ahead and stick one of those up my Dirty Road and try to hang on for 8 seconds?). You might get away with a good swat across my bare ass but anything else...well, I can't be held accountable...


Mary Ann said...

Girly, I laughed until I cried at this foolio this morning. Moreover, I think that I'd do him too. His eyes are beautiful.

But you can have him. I'll let ya. I can just see it now. I'm still laughing my fool head off between his videos plus your commentary.

[enter ma's notoriously maniacal laughter here.]

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Howdy Mary Ann, I think this guys the shit. He cracked me up, especially when he was saying that it's just so much harder to be cool when you get older. You wear this Hugo Boss suit...Drew Hastings on AgingCheck it out, I think you'll relate to it about as much as I did. It ain't easy bein sleazy at my age, hahaha!

Mary Ann said...

"It ain't easy being sleazy at my age."

I feel ya, Sistah, yet the stories that could be told? I have a few myself. "It's ain't easy being sleazy" but it was a helluva lot of fun blowing out the funk and nobody got hurt, either.

I didn't make it a career but dang, I had fun. I won't ever deny it, either. It's a part of this ole gray mare's makeup. ^5!
[enter more maniacal laugher here]

Thanks for the giggles!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

MA, If I knew I was dying tomorrow, I would have to say "I've lived." Now, my choices have not always been the right choices, of course but damn if I don't or have some stories, good times and hopefully those good times outweigh the bad. Sure I have many things, some of those stories that I'm not fond of remembering or even want anyone else to remember. But I have lived.

It's hard when you get to an age or realization of telling stories or recounting times gone by and you say, "I used to..." or "back in the day..." isn't it? Do you know what I'm talking about?

I'm not done living just yet and am severely guilty of not acting my age, so look out world. Only difference now is I might think before I do? And and and it just might hurt a little, haha!

It is all about love, laughter and good friends and family, huh? Isn't that the key to life, to the soul, the laughter? I want to die laughing. How bout you?

Anonymous said...

"I used to..." or "back in the day..." isn't it? Do you know what I'm talking about?" Posolutely, I soitenly relate. Sometimes I even bore myself to tears. ~:o)

To live, love and laugh is a goal. I'm going to die laughing if it's the last thing I ever do. ~:o) Anything less than that is small change from here on out, by golly. I've given all I have to pain's thieveries. I mean like, "phuck that noise." I'm done with it. The party can damn sure go on without me.There's more to living than being mad, sad, or scared. "Phuck that noise.


~Babz~ said...

MA, you know it, "phuck that noise!"

Martin said...

Nice Song ! :)

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Martin, you might be singing another tune, if you try that erotic asphyxiation, lol, on me.

Nice of you to visit me all the way from Germany.Ich wurde Sie verzeichnen, wenn Sie auf meinen Verbindungen mochten. Lassen Sie mich wissen? Gro├če Liebe von Amerika. Mein Deutsch ist schlecht, ist es nicht?