Gog, well that's surely an understatement, huh? When you were giveing out living locations, he said he wanted to live big in the South and your BellTone musta been down and you gave him, a Big Mouth instead, huh? I always knew you had a sense of humor. Why else would you have created me?
"...Babs was not a nice girl and there were even times I would get so pissed off at what she was doing and I wouldn't talk to her. She knows this especially back when she was doing heroin. I hated that babs. Before that she drank to much. I didn't like this babs to much either..."
Warrior Scout, It's obvious you are jealous, hahahaha!! Oh damn I just pissed myself. That's whatcha et for pointing the finger and laughing. Must go change...
Skillz, hard to admit but I have been duped before. However, I think this is real, nasty but real and he should have the distinction of being the biggest mouth in America, huh?
Bedazzler, yes darling that is regrettable. My goodness now you have nothing to tell your grandkids, huh? I can't wait till mine are of age so I can tell 'em about me and Cindy on the pool table...
My oldest, Lee will probably beat me to it and tell all anyway. He's such a gossip. I can hear him now...."See, Grandma was not always a good Grandma. No, she was a little dikey and had to have her hairpie, I mean cake and eat it too. But Grandma now is not like that Grandma years ago, who hung out on the Strip or red light district. She's not the one, like before who spent most of her time on DuPont Circle, in the Clubs, doing lines and I don't mean the one to the Ladies Room.Yes, this Grandma is nice and consider yourself lucky because she beat our asses. If you made her mad, her head would spin and she would growl and her eyes would turn red. She even punched us, when we got older and mouthed off. She punched your Uncle Waylon in the mouth when he tried to call her a 'fucking bitch' but he ate his words and she busted his mouth open.Yep, that's not the same Grandma and consider yourself lucky."
I was pretty bad and every now and again, Lee of all people likes to put me in my place and remind me of my past sins. He can be such a mean bitch, ya know? Bitter ol queen, wait till I see him on the 26th, lol!
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speechless.
Big enough for the love of Gog.
Edd.d, that's pure talent there buddy, haha! The things you could do with a big mouth like that, huh? I said, "Damn, Gina!"
Gog, well that's surely an understatement, huh? When you were giveing out living locations, he said he wanted to live big in the South and your BellTone musta been down and you gave him, a Big Mouth instead, huh? I always knew you had a sense of humor. Why else would you have created me?
isn't it funny how you can only really tell if a mouth is oversized, gargantuan, and offensively hideous if it is full of something...
Yo if thats real he would have a great job in the gay porn industry!
"...Babs was not a nice girl and there were even times I would get so pissed off at what she was doing and I wouldn't talk to her. She knows this especially back when she was doing heroin. I hated that babs. Before that she drank to much. I didn't like this babs to much either..."
AHAHAHAHA!!!! You little charmer.
Oh. My. God.
Bedazzler, they're mean to me, huh? Dirty Bastards. It took me a minute to figure out just what the hell you were talking about?
BTW, what happened to the good ol days where a fag hag got a little respect. I get no respect...
Warrior Scout, It's obvious you are jealous, hahahaha!! Oh damn I just pissed myself. That's whatcha et for pointing the finger and laughing. Must go change...
Skillz, I think we should manage dude and get him into the porn industry. Don't you?
Natsthename, I know, speechless. Good God I've never seen one bigger. A mouth of course, lol!
Come thats not real is it? Wouldnt he be in the Guinness World Records or something?
...Yeah well we all have things we regret. Like the time I fell asleep during that threesome for a start....
Skillz, hard to admit but I have been duped before. However, I think this is real, nasty but real and he should have the distinction of being the biggest mouth in America, huh?
Bedazzler, yes darling that is regrettable. My goodness now you have nothing to tell your grandkids, huh? I can't wait till mine are of age so I can tell 'em about me and Cindy on the pool table...
My oldest, Lee will probably beat me to it and tell all anyway. He's such a gossip. I can hear him now...."See, Grandma was not always a good Grandma. No, she was a little dikey and had to have her hairpie, I mean cake and eat it too. But Grandma now is not like that Grandma years ago, who hung out on the Strip or red light district. She's not the one, like before who spent most of her time on DuPont Circle, in the Clubs, doing lines and I don't mean the one to the Ladies Room.Yes, this Grandma is nice and consider yourself lucky because she beat our asses. If you made her mad, her head would spin and she would growl and her eyes would turn red. She even punched us, when we got older and mouthed off. She punched your Uncle Waylon in the mouth when he tried to call her a 'fucking bitch' but he ate his words and she busted his mouth open.Yep, that's not the same Grandma and consider yourself lucky."
I was pretty bad and every now and again, Lee of all people likes to put me in my place and remind me of my past sins. He can be such a mean bitch, ya know? Bitter ol queen, wait till I see him on the 26th, lol!
Holy CRAP what an orifice! I don't know if I want to watch again. I felt a hint of a gag coming on, and I really do need to finish this coffee.
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