Yes, Homicidal Tendencies

It makes me Homicidal. Yes, every time I hear "Hey There Delila" or that frigin song "Chasing Cars" I want to stump fuck somebody and beat them around the head and neck. I actually have to get up and turn the station. What's wrong with these lame ass motherfuckers? What's even worse are the lame ass motherfuckers who listen to it, enough to keep it in rotation. You should all have your pee pee's slapped off.

Oh and here's an ode for you to kiss my ass, you fucktards 4 Non Blonde's and your song, "What's Goin' On." I always though that you sounded like Lesbians on Anti-Freeze, whatever the fuck that means?

15 comments:

Xmichra said...

I am with you on the first two songs.. but i like the 4 non blondes song :) It's fun to sing along, because we sound just as shitty as they do.. so it's all good :D

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Xmichra, well two outa three ain't bad. The last, she does rubs me wrong and is a loud mouth. She rakes my last nerve, as do the others.

Old Knudsen said...

I may be surrounded by Americans but that American pie song bends my shite.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Old Knudsen, yea it might've been good the first hundred times, I heard it. Now, 36 years later, it's worn out it's welcome, right?

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAAAAA damn that was funny!

joy said...

I kind of like all those songs. Good thing I don't have a peepee...

Hah!

Unknown said...

brotherray, you know this is not my first rodeo, huh? lol!

Unknown said...

Junky's Wife, I'm so disappointed, lol! They're not talent, really, no talent at all. Sorry.

Webmiztris said...

i like all of those songs in moderation, but the problem is the fucking radio stations acting like they only have 20 songs to choose from each day and playing everything OVER AND OVER again. the radio fucking sucks!

Unknown said...

Webmiztris, they are so dronish, I guess and then you add the fact that they play them over and over and you drown in it, right?

sKILLz said...

Im with you on this one, fuck em all!

archer said...

I never even heard those songs and that was funny.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, yea no talent motherfuckers and people just get brainwashed into listening to the shit. Makes me crazy and I don't know why?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Archer, consider yourself...well they say ignorance is bliss. I do believe it's true!

Ophelia Mourne said...

I agree!!! And if I werent already hitched I would totally marry you. You say outloud everything Im thinking. Its like the heavens wanted us to know eachother and created blogs just for that purpose. hahaha
whew that was cheesier than those damn songs!

OH MAN! Andrew has found my weakness with this one new song and he says the lyrics and the fucking song is in my head ALL day and I want to go homicidal on the town.
Something about getting their body from their mamma, and they repeat it forever and ever and its FUCKED!!
Alright divorce papers are in the process and we can finally be together Babs!! :op