'Spression

LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!


Today be my baby girl 18th birthday.
I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment!
Month after month, year after year, all dose payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house,
and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl,
I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house
and tell her dis be the last check she ever be gettin' from me,
and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma.
I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say,
"Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ...
and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!


(I know, that was pretty lame, huh?)