Robin Williams; The Real Master Plan

If you've read this already, disregard but for those of you, that have not, this is a must read...


Fantastic--- Read it all the way thru-- You will muse- then smile and shake
your head yes. You will love it-- He has my vote for President...


THE PLAN!!
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York' in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams....
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with his logic!)
'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.'
1) The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their
affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys'. We will
never 'interfere' again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need
any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require
a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us, 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of
Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled
masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of
me?' '

4 comments:

One Wacky Mom said...

This is brilliant...I love it...absolutely love it!!!

Anonymous said...

One Wacky Mom, it is a truthful and powerful piece, isn't it? I must say, that I sure do agree w/every word he said, don't you?

Gina said...

Amen, Babs...AMEN!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Jersey, waz zup g-friend? How's all the babies? Tell 'em that their crazy Aunt Babz loves 'em!!