Taste of Revenge???

A new drink recipe:

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this
really neat new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she
gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt
shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at
the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the
salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your
mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue... Salty but OK. He drinks the shot of
Baileys... Smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... This is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it...

In one second the sharp lime taste hits... At two seconds the Baileys
curdles... At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like
consistency hits... At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of
nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting
to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
"Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."

(Courtesy Cat)

6 comments:

Woogie said...

actually a mouthful of cum sounds much better to me, dirty bitch!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Woogie, I may have to try this, just to remember the good times, lol! It's been way too long!

sKILLz said...

Dam thats some funny shit! I have never had the "pleasure" of tasting male cum but it sounds like Im not missing anything :P

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, well....to put it plainly, no you're not missing anything. My ol man (ex) used to eat garlic all the time and it would sometimes taste like garlic. Now, to swallow, weeeeeeeell, that takes a whole other breed of woman. If I like the guy I swallow, if he's just a john, I spit. Just kidding, I've never been smart enough to charge for the shit.

sKILLz said...

Well Im not going to front I have tasted and swallowe female cum but to me its ok. From what I hear male cum is just plain old nasty.
Yes what they eat can effect the way there cum tastes.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, it's a totally different taste and yes, I could testify, on the two, myself. haha!