SHORT STORY


Man driving down a road.


Woman driving up the same road...

They pass each other.

Woman yells out the window, PIG!

Man yells back out the window, B I T C H!


Man rounds next curve.

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: If only men would listen...

11 comments:

sKILLz said...

Oh shit thats FUNNY! Where do you get this stuff! Come on tell the truth! I know not all of it you come up with right?!?!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, I got mad skillz. haha! Not! No, friends and family or I click on my Stumble Upon button and surf and find stuff. I thought it was funny!

sKILLz said...
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sKILLz said...

it IS funny! Very funny. See I want to blog but Im just afraid that I wont be able to keep up with it.
I blog on my myspace page but I dont do it everyday, sometimes a few times a day like ya'll do.
(deleted the above post because of a silly typo)

Old Knudsen said...

Typical woman she expects men to read her mind.

Welcome to the nation BTW.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, well I cheat and post stupid shit, which you could do. People on blogger hate Myspace and vise versa. Don't ask me why? I have two Myspace pages. I've yet to really figure them out but my two sons have them also. They're on my sidebar on Babs Bitchin.
You should start a blog. Get that stuble upon button. It allows you to pick the type of things you want to see, i.e. websites. You find all kinds of shit on it.
It was hot as a mofo in Crooklyn last nite huh? It got real humid here too.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Old Knudsen, well of course and keep 'em on their toes.
So, it's official? Life is good.

AZCG said...

My ex was trying to start a camp fire once and all he could manage was a smoldering pile of wood, so he got some gas and walked to the smoldering pile and I thought he'll toss the gas on the fire because if he pours it he'll set his ass on fire. He started to pour and I yelled: "No! You can't pour gas on a fire... Yep, he kept pouring and set his ass on fire! Men.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

AZCG, if only I'd seen that, up close and personal, my life would be complete, haha!!

sKILLz said...

Hot as a mofo it was! Today was a lil better tho with the rain and all.
Personally I love myspace and blogger as well! I guess I want to have my cake and eat it too :P

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, I'm answering this from Pa. and it's raining like hell out, right now. Cooled off and I only had the fan on, last night.
I can't get used to MySpace or maybe I need more patience but I can't navigate as well there. I'll have to learn it but I already have several blogs on Blogger, a few on Wordpress and two on MySpave. My ass is tapped, hahaha!